1. Techman

    For $200/hr you too can grab this ass!

  2. horray for boobies

    she’s worth more than that!

  3. She had to cut off the rest of her dress because the sweat ring around her vagina was just horrid

  4. “Nice, nice…wait…is that a…OK you guys, you need to at least give me a 10% discount for the pit stain.”

  5. CIDM

    Nice pit stains.

  6. Crissy

    A perfectly good whore to look at, ruined the unsightly pit stain!!!

  7. yikes

    Kimora Lee actually builds mistress sweat stains into every KLS dress…

  8. Buddy The Elf

    Worlds greatest DRESS?

  9. superdouche

    I think it was Aristotle who said that the nature of beauty lies in pit stains, pony tails and lost pairs of pants.

    • superdouche

      …or was it anorexic whores with plastic tits. hmm, come to think of it now, i think it was whores with plastic tits. Or maybe it was Plato. I get those two mixed up.

  10. Little Tongue

    The mother of all butterfaces!

  11. Biff

    That’s a body built for fuckin right there folks….

  12. It’s sad that a woman that pretty thinks she has to appear that desperate…. Zero self-esteem.

    • Err … I think she’s feeling just fine about herself and the buttload (you should pardon the expression) of cash and exposure she got out of this gig.

  13. PhotoBoy's Love Child

    Every one complaining about the horrible pit stain would probably give a month’s salary to trade places with Simmons.

  14. KC

    These Real Dolls just keep getting better and better.

  15. manatee149

    Most of the classy commenters on these photos wouldn’t pay a prostitute for sex? HAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

  16. bobthebob

    Even Russell’s face says “DAmn! Even I can’t believe I’m gonna hit that”

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