superficial

  1. Toe Jam

    HI, Mom…rub my penis, I mean, my feet. Extra lotion this time.

  2. Natty Ice

    “Mom, since Kim is knocked up and Kourtney is busy finding out who Mason’s father is and Kloe is just, well…Khloe, I need you to be the token Kardashian whore to help boost my sock sales. Think you can do that for me?”
    “Sure baby, I mean, come on. Who do you think trained your sisters to be the way they are? Now move over, mamma’s got work to do.”

  3. “Shut up, and feed me!”

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