Hey, what’s up y’all? I’m Farrah Fawcett. I’m re-inventing myself as a white person. Just for now, as soon as someone notices I’m going right back to being Rhianna. Hey y’all let’s go surfing. I’m white just like you. I’m whiter than you.
Ladies and gentleman, Chelsea Handler!
Let’s be honest…Chris Brown punching out Rhianna was the best thing to ever happen to BOTH of them. Hardly anyone had heard either of their names prior, and now both are famous as all punch-out.
Now Rhianna gets to play the victim-sympathy card, and all Chris has to do is show some remorse and say he’s learned from his mistakes, and all is forgiven.
Keep in mind this is the same fame industry that didn’t give a shit that Roman Polanski sodomized a drugged child, so a cheek bruise doesn’t even rate.
^ you are out of your fucking mind
What’s the big deal? I’d let Chris Brown beat me off, his arm is probably pretty strong from all the …. oh, you’re right: Those are horrible reactions to his grammy win.
she looks very white
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