Rihanna posing nude for a photo shoot in the Hollywood Hills. (April 8, 2014) -Photo: INFphoto
Favorite. Because I like eye contact when I touch myself.
so hilarious, I cried laughing.
The reason women will never understand men is this; because she disgusts me so much that I want to have long, deep, meaningless sex with her, take her out for a steak dinner, buy her flowers, and never call her!
…but probably not in that order, and some of those tasks will be repeated ad nauseam.
BASICALLY WE’RE EATING A LOT OF STEAK!. SIT ON MY FACE!
I’d love to be standing behind her right now.
I wish I was that wall. With hands and my penis
Her nickname is ‘Jiffy’ because she spreads like peanut butter.
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