in every picture like this there is an old lady in the background saying “girl, get yo shit together, he ain’t changed” with her eyes

Couldn’t Rihanna tape that wig lower so there wouldn’t be so much skull showing.

Must not look at his phone, must not look at his phone.

“And so the doctor says, ‘Rectum? Hardly knew’em!’ Hahahaha . . . You know I have to kill you when you don’t laugh at my jokes, right?”

Stupid ass long red fingernails. The only thing they’re good for is to gouge out that asswipes eyes.

“It’s almost the 4th anniversary of the night I tried to kill you. That was fun, wasn’t it?”

What a shitbag couple.

It’s good to see the Mentally Handicapped can have fun at these things,too.

Please. Make me feel better. They’re not fertile right ?

stockholm syndrome

Well, she looks overjoyed.

Idiot still has the tag on his suit. For a white person nothing wold be so embarrassing.