Rihanna & Chris Brown In Bed On New Year's Day
Rihanna and Chris Brown on New Year's morning which of course Rihanna posted to Instagram with the caption "Good morning! Still haven't slept lol #hello2013" because they're fucking which, I know, is almost impossible to tell with all this subtlety going on. I had to hire a detective. (January 1, 2013)


I wondered how we knew she was with Chris Brown and then I looked at her instagram account. I suppose all the other pics of CB (rhymes with “DB”) and the one from Christmas should have clued me in. . .
“I probably won’t make it out of this bedroom alive. LOL!”