What makes this worse is that, I actually think she went to some kind of effort to disguise camel toe in the wake of last week’s impressive showing and still the muff molar chewed its way through to sunlight.

Might be time to start wearing skirts or fashioning somekind of titanium plate to slip down the front of her nicks. I mean children have to see this! I’m sure the tooth fairy is feared in the Witherspoon house.