Red Carpet

Bertney Meets The Man-Lady

The Superficial | July 17, 2015 - 10:00 am

When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself. More »

Here’s Lindsey Vonn’s ‘F*ck You Tiger Woods’ Dress

Photo Boy | July 16, 2015 - 1:08 pm

Lindsey Vonn’s legs were at The ESPYS, so let’s talk about Tiger Woods. I’m sure this is the exact reaction she wanted. … More »

A Brief Word On Caitlyn Jenner

The Superficial | July 16, 2015 - 11:09 am

Caitlyn Jenner gave a powerful speech at the ESPYs, and now the Internet will prove how brave it was by frothing at the mouth that it wasn’t and TROOPS SPITTLE FLATTLE! More »

Amy Schumer’s Breasts Get A Post

The Superficial | July 15, 2015 - 1:26 pm

Amy Schumer wears the Slave Leia bikini for GQ . Also, side boob because the Internet Gods demand sacrifice. More »

Farrah Abraham Gave Her Daughter $600 From The Tooth Fairy

Photo Boy | July 14, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Farrah Abraham gave her kid $600 from The Tooth Fairy. *cracks knuckles* Let’s do this. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Yawn Like There’s No Tomorrow

The Superficial | July 14, 2015 - 1:11 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to yawn, bitch. Yawn like you mean it! More »

Bella Thorne’s Butt Is A Red Carpet Staple Now

Photo Boy | July 1, 2015 - 2:45 pm

If it’s a red capret event, Bella Thorne’s butt will be there with bells on and goddamnit that wasn’t even sexual but it felt creepy to write. More »

Good Morning, Amber Heard Side Boob, And Other News

The Superficial | July 1, 2015 - 9:27 am

Does Britney Spears even know what shade is? [Lainey Gossip]

Marc Jacobs’ dick on Instagram, anyone? [Dlisted]

Girls Scout turn down $100,000 from transphobic asshole. [The Frisky]

KKK reclaims Confederate flag. Because it’s not racist. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. … More »

Paris Hilton Suing Over Hilarious Plane Crash Prank That Was Hilarious

The Superficial | June 30, 2015 - 12:38 pm

Paris Hilton will sue the crew of an Egyptian TV show for hilariously tricking her into believing she was about to die in a plane crash. … More »

And Now Back To Bella Thorne’s Butt

The Superficial | June 26, 2015 - 10:20 am

Bella Thorne’s butt was at another premiere. She’d appreciate it if you look at it again. More »

Kim & Kylie In The See-Through Battle For Titty View Yacht

The Superficial | June 25, 2015 - 12:05 pm

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner basically wore the same outfit to the same event. This is getting good. More »

Bella Thorne Wants You To Look At Her Butt Now

The Superficial | June 24, 2015 - 1:31 pm

Bella Thorne has a butt. She wants you to see it. More »

Bryce Dallas Howard Was Here Before Jessica Chastain

The Superficial | June 10, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Bryce Dallas Howard has breasts. Would you like to look at them? More »

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Will Bed Their New Lovers Together

The Superficial | June 10, 2015 - 11:40 am

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couple’s vacation with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence because your common divorce is dogshit upon her boot. More »

Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Superficial | June 8, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Salma Hayek’s boobs. — Was I supposed to write something else? More »

So Who Wants To See Taylor Swift Fly Headfirst Into A Wall?

The Superficial | May 19, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Taylor Swift apparently does her own stunts. More »

Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 2:33 pm

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes. More »

Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts Hosted The Billboard Music Awards

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 1:36 pm

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts hosted the Billboard Music Awards which concludes our comprehensive-as-fuck coverage if you count three posts as comprehensive, and I do. More »

Bertney’s Fancy Night Out

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Bertney’s a robot. She’s a fancy pretty robot. More »

And Now Miranda Kerr’s Breasts

The Superficial | May 15, 2015 - 12:18 pm

Miranda Kerr’s breasts aren’t gross topics like how many women Bill Cosby has raped or Alan Thicke’s son’s voice giving him a boner during sex. You’re welcome. … More »

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