Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan Is A Stage Actress Now, According To Lindsay Lohan

By: The Superficial / June 19, 2014
While it may seem like this job is nothing more than dick jokes and celebrity boob photos in my underwear, I do spend a considerable amount of each evening (Five minutes before three hours of Hearthstone.) readying for the morning's penile satire and titty pageantry. And such was the … More »

Idina Menzel’s Boob Fell Out, First Person To Make A ‘Let It Go’ Joke Dies

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014
You either know Idina Menzel from the 800 Frozen videos your mom's posted on Facebook, or from John Travolta butchering her name at the Oscars because women should be trapped on a slave ship and not have their names spoken correctly at award shows. Space … More »

The Situation Got Arrested For Punching His Brother In A Tanning Salon

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014
Remember The Situation? It's better if you don't. The important thing is that you know he was arrested after getting into a fist fight with his brother in the tanning salon they own after employees called the cops when their paychecks bounced because New Jersey. TMZ reports: Mike "Situation" Sorrentino was … More »

The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women of 2014 Celebration

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2014
Feedly is literally being held for ransom via DDoS attack, so I'm having a hell of morning because that's where I get most of my shit. Fortunately, The Maxim's Hot 100 Women Celebration was last night, so here's that plus a bonus gallery of Candice Swanpoel looking fucking fantastic … More »

Let’s Check On Mila Kunis’ Pregnancy

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2014
Here's Mila Kunis at the premiere of Third Person, and if you're wondering why she looks remarkably fantastic for a woman who's several months pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's child and by all rights should've jumped off a bridge, it's because she has breasts now. You could put them on … More »

Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal & Lily Aldridge Won The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014
The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, and I don't have a single clue who won what - *winks at journalism degree* - but I do have photos of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Alridge looking fucking … More »

Hey, TLC, Shut Up And Let Rihanna Be Naked

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014
During an interview on an Australian radio show, TLC decided to go off on Rihanna being naked all the time which is her goddamn right as an American who's really Barbadian butt royalty if you want to argue over semantics. Via Jezebel: "Every time I see you, … More »

Jennifer Lopez Dumped Casper Smart Back In April

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014
If you've been following the Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart fiasco this week, you're probably under the impression that he's been cheating on her with transsexual model Sofie Vissa. Except, surprise, Jennifer Lopez's publicist just confirmed to People that she dumped Casper back in April which is conveniently before all the … More »

Stop Giving Lindsay Lohan Money, You Idiots

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Lindsay Lohan agreed to appear at an AIDS charity event and in return demanded first class flight and hotel accommodations along with the biggest dressing room which was inexplicably provided, so you'll never guess what happened next. Page Six reports: Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at Saturday’s Life Ball in Vienna, … More »

Yup, Rihanna’s Naked Under There

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Jonah Hill got caught calling a pap a faggot, so I'm going to save my word-juice for that, and immediately get out of the way of Rihanna and her clearly visible nipples from last night's CFDA Awards because exactly five people are reading this, and … More »

Jonah Hill Called A Paparazzo A ‘F*ggot’, This Jonah Hill Right Here

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Jonah Hill looks like this whenever he's around Leonardo DiCaprio and makes box office bets that end with him kissing Channing Tatum's penis which makes him one of the last people who should walk around going Alec Baldwin on the paparazzi. Which is exactly what … More »

Brad Pitt Will ‘Stomp’ Vitalii Sediuk If He Goes For Another Lady’s Crotch

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Last week, Brad Pitt was reportedly punched in the face by Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk whose schtick is usually burying his face in celebrity crotches on the red carpet. Which, according to Brad Pitt, is what actually happened until he was the one who punched. /heisenberg People … More »

Sofia Vergara Is Single. Again.

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2014
Sofia Vergara's now-former fiance Nick Loeb is a violent douchebag, so it really shouldn't come as a surprise that they've broken up again after being reunited in a cave. (Yup.) As for what happened this time, I'm sure she finally got fed up with his violent douchebaggery. More »

Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is For The Children Or Something

By: Photo Boy / May 30, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy So remember earlier when Fish posted this great video of super talented actors doing funny impressions of each other, because they're beloved and humble people, whose impromptu moments during what is surely a grueling press tour provide a little insight that they aren't complete dicks or egomaniacs on the inside? … More »

Uma Thurman’s Toes Are Quentin Tarantino’s Now

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014
Uma Thurman is barefoot in these photos which is exactly all the evidence I need to believe she's rebounded with Quentin Tarantino after leaving French financier Arpad Busson last month. You could've shown me footage of Quentin's penis visibly in Uma's vagina, and I still … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Reading Mean Internet Comments Is Just Like War’

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014
(l to r) 1. Private Witherspoon, a 20-year-veteran who survived several online jokes about her chin, but in body only. Her family says she's never been the same person since and often suffers from night terrors and alcohol abuse. 2. A pretentious cunt. In my haste to slap together a link post this morning, I … More »

Brad Pitt Got Punched In The Face

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014
Vitalii Sediuk is a Ukrainian comedian who over the past few years has managed to kiss Will Smith, crash Adele's Grammy speech, bury his face in Leonardo DiCaprio's crotch and not even two weeks ago he shoved his head up Ugly Betty's dress. And so … More »

Toni Braxton Thinks God Gave Her Son Autism Because She Had An Abortion? Holy Shit

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014
Originally, this was supposed to be a post about Phil Robertson preaching more homophobic bullshit on Easter Sunday, but then I found this Toni Braxton item which is way more ridiculous than some Duck Dynasty idiot knowing he has a blank check from the Redneck … More »

Angelina Jolie Just Pissed In Gwyneth Paltrow’s Organic Quinoa Cereal

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014
Back in March, Gwyneth Paltrow complained about her plight as a working mother because one time she had to go to Wisconsin for a week and you have no idea how that hard that is. Although, in her defense, she did attempt to walk back those comments albeit while simultaneously dubbing … More »

Jessica Chastain: Your New ‘True Detective’ Lady?

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2014
According to Nerdist, Jessica Chastain has been offered the lead role in season two of True Detective, but has yet to accept, so just assume she's making sure her character says awesome shit like, "A man's game costs a man's price," and/or makes bitching beer can figures: Recent rumors have stated … More »

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