Red Carpet

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp’s 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor. More »


Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Abigail Ratchford’s giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30). More »


Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

The Superficial / January 20, 2015

Enjoy Paris Hilton’s maybe-implants while we switch over to the new site which technically you’re already looking at, but this post got lost, so just roll with it, alright? More »


Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

The Superficial / January 19, 2015

- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who’s replacing him? [Lainey Gossip]
– And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper]
- Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted]
- Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky]
- Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler’s kids are… More »


Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

Photo Boy / January 16, 2015

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Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he’s the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of his smarmy dickface i… More »


Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

The Superficial / January 16, 2015

Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it’s worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here’s both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds’ ability to process both of them in the same place at the same time. More »


Naya Rivera: ‘Showering Every Day Is A White People Thing’

The Superficial / January 14, 2015

In what will undoubtedly be one of the crowning and most influential discussions on race relations of our time, Naya Rivera went on The View yesterday and basically went, “White people be all like, ‘I’mma shower every day.’ But brothas be like, ‘Shit, I’ll just take one every three days.'” So naturally that became one… More »


Will Arnett Brought His New Girlfriend To A Golden Globes After Party

The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Despite the fact that his ex-wife was the co-prominent host of the evening, Will Arnett brought his new girlfriend Arielle Vanderberg to a Golden Globes after party which I want to let slide because BoJack Horseman was fucking incredible, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the most offensive crime against humanity in recent history. So… More »


Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert wa… More »


The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.
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Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I’d say it’s some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. Except this year, JohnnyMore »


The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it i… More »


Golden Globes: Good God, Jessica Chastain

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Here’s Jessica Chastain looking on point at last night’s Golden Globes after spending the week talking about how difficult high school was for her and sharing an old high school photo to inspire others. Which was a powerful message to young girls that anyone’s dreams can come true provided you’re already a beautiful redhead your… More »


Golden Globes: Kate Hudson Gets Her Own Post

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Most of you don’t come to this site to hear moving, “totally unprepared” acceptance speeches – We cry about those after hours. (OMG, Amy Adams, you guys.) – so here’s Kate Hudson looking goddamn fantastic at the Golden Globes last night because she’s single now and famous penises aren’t going to just fall right into… More »


Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pregnant Again

Photo Boy / January 8, 2015

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For most of her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a singular purpose. A purpose that made her believe telling guys she preselected three engagement rings for them to choose from wouldn’t send them sprinting back to exes who have drug problems. But through the magic of struggling actors who’ll do anything… More »


Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

Photo Boy / January 8, 2015

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Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you’d buy it, so it’s not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis’ was getting divorced they went “Okay, let’s start with ‘she fucked everyone,’ then work our way backwards from there.” Via… More »


Blake Lively Gave Birth

Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

“You’re gonna be skinny again now, right baby?”
“You’re gonna make a movie that doesn’t tank now, right baby?”
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I’ll admit I’ve never been as preoccupied with Blake Lively as Fish so terrifyingly is, but she shat out Ryan Reynolds’ kid over the holidays and I had this old gallery of… More »


Charli XCX’s Breasts Are Back

The Superficial / December 19, 2014

I still don’t know who or what a Charli XCX is, or why her name is a Bratz doll, but I do know you people will click the hell out of her breasts, so here they are at the Jingle Ball in Chicago last night because I show you the occasional boob, and then you… More »


Kate Upton Wins ‘Sexiest Woman’ At PEOPLE Awards

The Superficial / December 19, 2014

Kate Upton won the PEOPLE Magazine Award for Sexiest Woman last night and couldn’t look more boring doing it, but you’ll notice that didn’t stop me from posting about it, or PEOPLE from finding literally anybody else, because we both bow at the altar of SEO. It is the one true God. *slices open palm,More »


Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get Why Everyone’s Obsessed With Her Body

Photo Boy / December 16, 2014

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Fish and I have historically¹ held differing opinions on Jennifer Aniston. I find her attractive, while he prefers the company of his illustrated books and his things. *watches him rearrange figurines on his desk for Tuesday positioning* What we both agree on, however, is that it’s kind of ridiculou… More »


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