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There’s The Snappening Now

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014
After The Fappening realized it was leaking pictures of Nick Hogan and shot itself in the face (It's a working theory.), the time was right for The Snappening, a new hack of SnapChat resulting in over 90,000 photos leaked online yesterday. Except one small problem,… More »

Kat Dennings’ Breasts Are Dating Josh Groban

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014
Josh Groban's voice has the gift to unlock powerful emotions that you never thought you were capable of experiencing. Kat Dennings' breasts do exactly the same thing only on a much deeper spiritual level that's capable of bathing all of humanity in a warm golden light while ushering in a new… More »

Taylor Swift’s Trying To Bang Selena Gomez!

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
Okay, that headline might seem like sensationalistic click-bait, but I honestly don't know how else you read this Selena Gomez quote without getting the impression that Taylor Swift wants to passionately tongue her vagina in a Brooklyn brownstone while Karlie Kloss watches from a window, her jealously steaming in the… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Martha Stewart Sees Me As Competition’

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, she's actually serious, isn't she? Us Weekly reports: "No one has ever said anything bad about me before, so I'm shocked and devastated," Paltrow said sarcastically. "I'll try to recover," she added. "If I'm really honest, I'm so psyched that she sees us as competition. I'm so psyched. I… More »

Jessica Lange Snubbing Lea Michele Wants To Help

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
It's been a depressing day full of unmentionable evil (Those links are right.), so here's Jessica Lange snubbing Lea Michele at the American Horror Story: Freak Show premiere because sometimes this world can open itself up to you and not be a complete shitpot. Although very rarely,… More »

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski's naked breasts. He's also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I'm Not Typing All That,… More »

Robert Downey Jr. Will Make ‘Iron Man 4′ If Mel Gibson Directs

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
"That's some sturdy looking Jew metal." "Hahahaha, what?" Marvel needs Robert Downey Jr. way more than Robert Downey Jr. needs Marvel, and once his contract was up with Iron Man 3, they paid out the dick to keep him for Avengers 2 and 3. And rightly so. More »

Blake Lively Is Pregnant

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively's pregnant, but let's all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook's the perfect woman. Not only does she have… More »

Lindsay & The Amazing Technicolor Dream Nipple

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Here's Lindsay Lohan at the after-party for the opening night of "Speed-the-Plow" where she managed to only forget one line and was deemed "competent without being exciting." Which is pretty fucking amazing for Lindsay Lohan considering not a single review contained the words, "And then she tried… More »

Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we've seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth… More »

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Are Already Being Assholes About Their Kid

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's baby has barely been alive for three days and already they're not so subtly bitching about the paparazzi while revealing their daughter's name. People reports: “Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be… More »

Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
So here's how Selena Gomez's trip to Paris Fashion Week went: 1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner. 2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with… More »

Ben Affleck’s Penis Is In A Movie

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
Ben Affleck can't do a single interview without being asked about Batman, but somehow he managed to crack the Internet's secret code and started talking about his dick which is like dangling a set of keys in front of us. I don't even know where I am anymore that's how distracted… More »

Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014
You're probably thinking it's a dick move to put Reese Witherspoon in a gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, and that I'm only doing it to make another joke about her being pregnant. And you're right, but before I make the voices stop, I'd like to take a second to compliment… More »

Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014
So it looks like we're going to do this every weekend now because Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne are your latest celebrities to have nude photos leaked online by "hackers," according to Gawker, who also reports a bunch of other people were in this batch except I… More »

The Emma Watson Nude Photo Threat Was A Bullshit Marketing Stunt

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
Over the past few days, the Internet lit up with a story that members of 4chan were allegedly threatening to release nude photos of Emma Watson in retaliation for her speech on feminism at the U.N. It even got my attention because if this shit is true (which it… More »

On Emma Watson And The Shitheads Threatening Her With The Fappening

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
UPDATE: At midnight Wednesday ET, Rantic (which is apparently a fake marketing company) took credit for this viral stunt which was supposedly aimed to discredit and shutdown 4chan. I have no clue anymore. Let me start out by defining my absolutely questionable relationship with The Fappening,… More »

This Is Jennifer Lopez’s New Stage Outfit

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
Jennifer Lopez has to compete with performers half her age, or in Ariana Grande's case, ones that could be her (great) granddaughter. And to her credit, she's already tackled the problem head on by making ass videos with Iggy Azalea. That's ingenuity in it's purest form. That said, here'… More »

Ariana Grande’s Life Coach Quit

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
Seen here performing at The iHeart Radio Music Festival over the weekend, Ariana Grande is looking more and more like an out-of-control diva who hopes her fans fucking die because now comes word that her life coach quit months ago after getting tired of her shit. Page… More »

The Other Models Are Mean To Kendall™, You Guys

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of "hard work," and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it's because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex… More »

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