Red Carpet

Nicki Minaj’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Nicki Minaj’s breasts are still big and awesome. This has been another comprehensive Grammys posts from The Superficial. More »

God Spoke To Katy Perry During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup. More »

Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway

The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Madonna’s Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn’t come to terms with her true age. Because it’s 1,000. Madonna is 1,000. More »

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck’s Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn’t a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should’ve gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we’re all dead anyway. More »

‘I’ve Made A Huge Mistake’ – These Two

The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are raw sexuality if raw sexuality bores you to tears and makes you wonder if two people are secretly Amish. More »

Good Morning, Charlotte McKinney, And Other News

The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Madonna released her new video on Snapchat, “Frozen was mean to boys,” cries big man reporter, Amy Pascal is out at Sony, bikini photos, and Emmy Rossum naked. Your morning links. More »

Kim Kardashian Wants To Take A Selfie With Jesus, The Jesus

The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Kim Kardashian wishes she could take a selfie with Jesus. Magic winemaking Jesus. The one from The Bible. More »

How Is Megan Fox Still Premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?’

The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Somehow Megan Fox is still premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ over six months after its release. She knows what she did. More »

Lactating Mila Kunis! You Came Back!

The Superficial / February 3, 2015

It’s been over a month since we last saw Mila Kunis’ cool new mom-boobs, so here they are at last night’s Jupiter Ascending premiere. More »

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, “What’s your excuse?” how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack? More »

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn’t bet on seeing Katy Perry’s breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected. More »

Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Taylor Swift’s Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn’t have any. You can stop e-mailing me now. More »

It’s Almost Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend’s Nipple

The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Karlie Kloss has an almost, kind of, sort of nipple slip while walking the Versace runway at Paris Fashion Week. Taylor Swift’s seen better. More »

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara’s cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I’d never lie to you. More »

It’s Jennifer Lawrence! You Guys Still Like Jennifer Lawrence, Right?

The Superficial / January 26, 2015

I know you’re still mad at Jennifer Lawrence because she didn’t pat you on the head and say, “Thanks for looking at my sensitive private vagina photos, you guys, that’s so sweet,” but it’s time to bury the hatchet. More »

Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey

The Superficial / January 23, 2015

‘Game of Thrones’ star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer’s pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty. More »

Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl

The Superficial / January 23, 2015

Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup. More »

Olivia Munn’s Breasts Dare Challenge Gwyneth Paltrow?!

The Superficial / January 22, 2015

Olivia Munn presented her cleavage in the presence of Gwyneth Paltrow. Will her mockery stand, or will they dine on vegan scones together beneath the religion shelf? I’m not going to actually answer that, but it seemed like something cool to say. So how about these excerpts? More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp’s 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor. More »

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