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Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Will Bed Their New Lovers Together

The Superficial | June 10, 2015 - 11:40 am

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couple’s vacation with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence because your common divorce is dogshit upon her boot. More »

Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Superficial | June 8, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Salma Hayek’s boobs. — Was I supposed to write something else? More »

So Who Wants To See Taylor Swift Fly Headfirst Into A Wall?

The Superficial | May 19, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Taylor Swift apparently does her own stunts. More »

Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 2:33 pm

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes. More »

Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts Hosted The Billboard Music Awards

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 1:36 pm

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts hosted the Billboard Music Awards which concludes our comprehensive-as-fuck coverage if you count three posts as comprehensive, and I do. More »

Bertney’s Fancy Night Out

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Bertney’s a robot. She’s a fancy pretty robot. More »

And Now Miranda Kerr’s Breasts

The Superficial | May 15, 2015 - 12:18 pm

Miranda Kerr’s breasts aren’t gross topics like how many women Bill Cosby has raped or Alan Thicke’s son’s voice giving him a boner during sex. You’re welcome. More »

Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant. Again.

The Superficial | May 12, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Kristin Cavallari is pregnant again because apparently contraception causes autism, too. More »

Marilyn Manson Wants To Fornicate With Madonna

The Superficial | May 11, 2015 - 2:39 pm

Marilyn Manson would definitely fornicate with Madonna. This is information you have now. More »

Did Jeremy Renner Say Slut? He Meant Incredible Mother!

The Superficial | May 11, 2015 - 10:49 am

After weeks of calling her character a slut, Jeremy Renner wishes Scarlett Johansson a beautiful, blessed Mother’s Day so Marvel won’t kill him in the next movie. More »

Tom Hiddleston’s Banging The Good Olsen

Photo Boy | May 8, 2015 - 12:48 pm

A “source” close to Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen claims they’re hooking up, so… *digs around* I know I have nipples pics around here... MOM DID YOU TOUCH MY STUFF?! More »

The Only Picture You Need To See From The Mad Max Premiere

The Superficial | May 8, 2015 - 10:45 am

Mel Gibson made a surprise appearance at the Hollywood premiere of Mad Max: Fury Road, and if you don’t think it was a surprise, pay close attention to Tom Hardy’s face. More »

Sofia Vergara Shuts Down Bullshit Embryo Battle

The Superficial | May 7, 2015 - 12:04 pm

Sofia Vergara shuts down Nick Loeb’s bullshit media battle over her frozen embryos. More »

The 2015 MET Gala

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 12:06 pm

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head. More »

MET Gala: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Brought The Asses

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 11:28 am

Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Lopez brought the butt parade to the MET Gala. More »

MET Gala: Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 10:41 am

Katy Perry’s breasts were at the MET Gala. Many Bothans died to bring us this information. More »

Charlotte McKinney’s Breasts Were At Mayweather VS Pacquiao

The Superficial | May 4, 2015 - 2:36 pm

Charlotte McKinney’s giant breasts were at Mayweather VS Pacquiao because Kate Upton is a name you made up. I don’t even know who that is. More »

John Stamos Is Marked For Death

The Superficial | April 28, 2015 - 10:22 am

John Stamos calls bullshit on the Olsen twins. He will PAY. More »

What The Hell Is The White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

The Superficial | April 27, 2015 - 11:07 am

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner: Where journalists get to rub elbows with celebrities and politicians while the country rips itself apart around them. More »

Elizabeth Olsen Truly Is The Best Olsen

The Superficial | April 24, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Elizabeth Olsen loves doing nude scenes? Go on… More »

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