Red Carpet

Amy Schumer’s Breasts Get A Post

The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Amy Schumer wears the Slave Leia bikini for GQ . Also, side boob because the Internet Gods demand sacrifice. More »

Farrah Abraham Gave Her Daughter $600 From The Tooth Fairy

Photo Boy / July 14, 2015

Farrah Abraham gave her kid $600 from The Tooth Fairy. *cracks knuckles* Let’s do this. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Yawn Like There’s No Tomorrow

The Superficial / July 14, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to yawn, bitch. Yawn like you mean it! More »

Bella Thorne’s Butt Is A Red Carpet Staple Now

Photo Boy / July 1, 2015

If it’s a red capret event, Bella Thorne’s butt will be there with bells on and goddamnit that wasn’t even sexual but it felt creepy to write. … More »

Good Morning, Amber Heard Side Boob, And Other News

The Superficial / July 1, 2015

Does Britney Spears even know what shade is? [Lainey Gossip]

Marc Jacobs’ dick on Instagram, anyone? [Dlisted]

Girls Scout turn down $100,000 from transphobic asshole. [The Frisky]

KKK reclaims Confederate flag. Because it’s not racist. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »

Paris Hilton Suing Over Hilarious Plane Crash Prank That Was Hilarious

The Superficial / June 30, 2015

Paris Hilton will sue the crew of an Egyptian TV show for hilariously tricking her into believing she was about to die in a plane crash. More »

And Now Back To Bella Thorne’s Butt

The Superficial / June 26, 2015

Bella Thorne’s butt was at another premiere. She’d appreciate it if you look at it again. More »

Kim & Kylie In The See-Through Battle For Titty View Yacht

The Superficial / June 25, 2015

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner basically wore the same outfit to the same event. This is getting good. More »

Bella Thorne Wants You To Look At Her Butt Now

The Superficial / June 24, 2015

Bella Thorne has a butt. She wants you to see it. More »

Bryce Dallas Howard Was Here Before Jessica Chastain

The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Bryce Dallas Howard has breasts. Would you like to look at them? More »

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Will Bed Their New Lovers Together

The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couple’s vacation with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence because your common divorce is dogshit upon her boot. More »

Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Salma Hayek’s boobs. — Was I supposed to write something else? More »

So Who Wants To See Taylor Swift Fly Headfirst Into A Wall?

The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Taylor Swift apparently does her own stunts. More »

Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes. More »

Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts Hosted The Billboard Music Awards

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts hosted the Billboard Music Awards which concludes our comprehensive-as-fuck coverage if you count three posts as comprehensive, and I do. More »

Bertney’s Fancy Night Out

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Bertney’s a robot. She’s a fancy pretty robot. More »

And Now Miranda Kerr’s Breasts

The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Miranda Kerr’s breasts aren’t gross topics like how many women Bill Cosby has raped or Alan Thicke’s son’s voice giving him a boner during sex. You’re welcome. More »

Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant. Again.

The Superficial / May 12, 2015

Kristin Cavallari is pregnant again because apparently contraception causes autism, too. More »

Marilyn Manson Wants To Fornicate With Madonna

The Superficial / May 11, 2015

Marilyn Manson would definitely fornicate with Madonna. This is information you have now. More »

Did Jeremy Renner Say Slut? He Meant Incredible Mother!

The Superficial / May 11, 2015

After weeks of calling her character a slut, Jeremy Renner wishes Scarlett Johansson a beautiful, blessed Mother’s Day so Marvel won’t kill him in the next movie. More »

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