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Sophie Turner Didn’t Use the N-Word, She’s Just British and Talks Funny

Everyone’s in a tizzy because it sort of sounded like Sansa Stark dropped the N-bomb on Snapchat… Remember Dick Poop? Same thing going on here, Enlgish people just talk funny. More »


Never Cook Food for Sean Combs (He Might Show You His Diddy)

If you’re going to be a private chef for an OG hip hop mogul- you’re bound to see some shit… More »


Video of A Porn Star Getting Bit By A Shark

This is the most recklessly American thing I’ve ever seen and I’m really conflicted on how I feel about it. More »


Alanis Morissette’s Manager Had One Hand In Her Pocket

Now he’s facing a jagged little prison sentence for stealing $7 million… want more Alanis puns? C’mon through, my hands are clean… More »


Alexa Chung Was My Met Gala Favorite And More Link-Beef

Also got Trumpthumpers losing their shit over Stephen Colbert’s monologue, Ryan Seacrest moved a tectonic plate when he moved to ABC, and naming your kid “Bear” is a thing now… … More »


Justin Bieber Is Not Dating Hailee Steinfeld

Ohhhhh, snap!! Does this change anything for anyone? Can we at least agree that this optical illusion makes her look like a human cauldron? More »


Neat! Jaden Smith Brought His Hair!

I have a decent explanation for why he did this, but I’m more interested in how long until someone on the Met Gala clean up crew puts one he dropped on Ebay. More »


Aliens, Peyote, And Broken Copy Machines – Stuff From The Met Gala Afterparty

Randy breaks down his Met Gala faves and flops!

 

*Disclaimer: Just because I referred to myself in the 3rd person there, doesn’t mean I know jack shit about fashion- so I’m wingin’ this one.* More »


Kara Del Toro Doing The Exposed-Shoulder Thing And More Link-Beef

The jacket off the shoulder thing has been around since the 50’s, everybody chill out and eat this link-beef… More »


Al Pacino Being A Creepy Old Man And More Link-Beef

“Me and you. You and me. Two chairs, one table- BOOM Red Lobster’s lobsterfest, eh? Whaddayasay?” More »


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