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Superman Dumps 19-Year-Old Girlfriend

Henry Cavill has to Superman dem ho’s. (I’ll let myself out.) More »


Susan Sarandon On Woody Allen: ‘I Think He Sexually Assaulted A Child’

Susan Sarandon doesn’t give a fuck about calling out Woody Allen. More »


Yup, That’s Susan Sarandon’s Nipple

Susan Sarandon’s boobs went to Cannes, are still huge. More »



Woody Allen Jokes Hurt Blake Lively’s Feelings, You Guys

Being in a Woody Allen movie is really working out great for Blake Lively. Couldn’t be better. More »


Ronan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen

Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. … More »


Maybe Don’t Tell Selena Gomez To Marry Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez stopped a show to crumple up a poster that said “Marry Justin.” There is hope in this world. More »



Jennifer Lawrence Punched Sansa Stark In The Vagina

Jennifer Lawrence will punch you in the baby box if you ask her to because celebrities, they’re just like us! More »


Madonna’s MET Gala Outfit Is Just Like The Civil Rights Movement

You seeing Madonna’s ass hang out of her clothes until she dies is just like black people getting to vote. More »


Ariel Winter’s Boobs Are Defending Kim Kardashian? Why, God?!

Ariel Winter defended Kim Kardashian from Chloe Grace Moretz because nothing is ever pure and beautiful in this world. Not even giant breasts. More »



Farrah Abraham Called Blac Chyna A ‘Monkey’ Now

So Farrah Abraham is probably voting for Trump. More »


This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue. More »


We Don’t Need Kim Kardashian Anymore, The Kim Model Is Obsolete

Kim Kardashian should probably stop being at the same place as Kylie Jenner. More »



Kate Upton Is Engaged

Kate Upton is going to marry that dude whose dick you definitely saw. More »


Good Morning, Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs, And Other News

Why is Kate Hudson still banging Nick Jonas? [Lainey Gossip]

Carly Fiorina has to be loving life right now. [Dlisted]

Kim Kardashian is wearing Nicole Brown-Simpson’s jewelry now. [TMZ]

What is up, Hunter King? [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »


Amy Schumer Will Still Take Selfies With You If You’re Not A Dick

If Amy Schumer won’t take a selfie with you, maybe don’t say you own her like property. More »



Check Out All These Fancy Bitches Eating Dinner With The President

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was last night. Here are all the famous people that went there because Obama watches their TV shows. More »


Elizabeth Olsen’s Breasts Won The Civil War, The Whole Thing

Elizabeth Olsen is still the hottest Olsen. Of all time. More »


Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Learned You Don’t Fuck With Australia

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had to apologize for their two little shit dogs almost infecting an entire nation. More »



Are You Banging A Guy Named Ryan? You’re Probably Pregnant

Blake Lively and Eva Mendes are pregnant as is the trend these days. More »


Katy Perry’s Breasts Beat Nuns’ Asses In Court

Katy Perry’s breasts and some boring shit about real estate. More »


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