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Emma Watson’s Boobs Killed Feminism Or Something

Emma Watson isn’t a feminist anymore because you saw part of her boobs in Vanity Fair. Oh, word? More »


Katy Perry Cut Her Hair, But She’s Fine! Everything’s Fine

Katy Perry chops her hair off all the time, alright? Jesus. More »


Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston Are Texting, EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR SHIT

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have apparently been texting, so I’m sure that won’t end with Justin Theroux getting run over by a fuel truck. It’ll be fine. More »


Damn, Brie Larson

Dear Hilary Duff, I guess this is good-bye… More »


Emma Watson’s ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Is The Wokest Bae

Beauty and the Beast will feature the first openly gay Disney character AND tell an empowering love story about boning a goat dude thing. Hurray! More »


Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom Are Over

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are “taking a break,” so who did Legolas cheat with now? We’re all adults here. More »


Okay, So Maybe Nicole Kidman Clapping Is Weird As Shit

Turns out the internet was onto something with Nicole Kidman clapping. Holy shit. More »


Welcome To The Internet, Ryan Gosling’s Sister’s Boobs!

Where did the giant breasts next to Ryan Gosling at the Oscars come from? His mother’s vagina! Did not see that coming. More »


The Warren Beatty Old Man Troll Bonanza A.K.A. The Oscars

In which I cover the two things you need to know about the Oscars, and no, that isn’t a joke about Salma Hayek’s boobs. (Or is it? I don’t even know anymore.) More »


Amy Adams Gets Her Own Oscars Post

Amy Adams went through some shit last night, but did you see the ending of Arrival? Sonofabitch. More »


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