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Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you'd buy it, so it's not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis' was getting divorced they went "Okay, let's start with 'she fucked everyone,' then work our way … More »

Blake Lively Gave Birth

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015
"You're gonna be skinny again now, right baby?" "You're gonna make a movie that doesn't tank now, right baby?" Posted by Photo Boy I'll admit I've never been as preoccupied with Blake Lively as Fish so terrifyingly is, but she shat out Ryan Reynolds' kid over the holidays and I … More »

Charli XCX’s Breasts Are Back

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014
I still don't know who or what a Charli XCX is, or why her name is a Bratz doll, but I do know you people will click the hell out of her breasts, so here they are at the Jingle Ball in Chicago last night because I show you … More »

Kate Upton Wins ‘Sexiest Woman’ At PEOPLE Awards

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014
Kate Upton won the PEOPLE Magazine Award for Sexiest Woman last night and couldn't look more boring doing it, but you'll notice that didn't stop me from posting about it, or PEOPLE from finding literally anybody else, because we both bow at the altar of SEO. It is the one true … More »

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get Why Everyone’s Obsessed With Her Body

By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Fish and I have historically¹ held differing opinions on Jennifer Aniston. I find her attractive, while he prefers the company of his illustrated books and his things. *watches him rearrange figurines on his desk for Tuesday positioning* What we both agree on, however, is that it's kind of ridiculous … More »

What The Hell Is A Charli XCX?

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
I have no idea who or what a Charli XCX is, but everybody apparently lost their shit yesterday over her outfits for the Billboard Women In Music Luncheon and Jingle Ball So here are those for you to potentially misplace your own shit over and then maybe have a little treasure … More »

A Child Has Shed Its Hayden Panettiere Cocoon

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She's dead. She died. In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden's current state because housewives don't want to read … More »

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using … More »

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Ariana Grande's reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now's the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — … More »

Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat': The Sony Emails

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
I work in the media, so it's easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don't obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.9.14

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which leads with Charlotte McKinney again, this time on the set of Joe Dirt 2, which you can either take as a not-very-subtle indictment of Hollywood's inability to produce anything original, or just boobs. We've also got Sam Micelli because I know most of you … More »

Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff's body's going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter's shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married … More »

Miley Cyrus Made Out With Paris Hilton

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
Miley Cyrus is always looking for some stupid, new edgy shit to do, and what's more stupid and edgy than sticking your tongue in a petri dish of death and disease? Which is probably the nicest thing I'll ever say about Paris Hilton's mouth. The holidays just bring it out of … More »

Krysten Ritter Is Your New Marvel Person

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
After confirming Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Marvel announced that Krysten Ritter landed the title role of Jessica Jones for its upcoming Netflix series. I should probably mention Alexandra Daddario was also up the part, but mostly so I can link to her nude scene … More »

The 2014 American Music Awards

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
Now that we've seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here's the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you'll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she's not … More »

AMAs: Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
I wasn't joking about gunning through these, so here's Selena Gomez at the AMAs where she wore a braless dress and cry-sang about Justin Bieber because 22-year-olds are dumb. Congratulations, you are now the foremost expert on all things Selena Gomez and may now demand the severed, … More »

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
Full Disclosure: I've got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I'm literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I'll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and … More »

AMAs: What The Hell Is A Bleona Qereti?

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
According to Wikipedia, Bleona Qereti is the "Madonna of Albania" and a reality TV person on Bravo's Euros of Hollywood. I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information, but let the record show that I tried to get to know a woman first before yelling, … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled "Conscious Coupling" complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth's divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, … More »

Kim Kardashian Was Clenching Her Butt, You Guys, It Wasn’t Photoshop

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014
"Kim Kardashian naked ass butt pussy" is still a huge search term right now (Never change, Internet.), so here she is telling an Australian talk show that her nude photo shoot for Paper is not the product of Photoshop, but of muscular clenching which almost always turns butts into … More »

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