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Natasha Oakley, Olivia Culpo, Cannes-Folk and More…

I don’t think a real-life pirate could even understand what Johnny Depp was saying on Ellen, the new Todd Haynes movie is crushing it, some asshole drove his car into a crowd in NYC, and more… More »


The Red Carpet At Cannes Makes The Oscars Look Like A Backyard BBQ

Jesus, these people look good. This is what a red carpet looks like when guests don’t show up covered in meat or arrive with an entourage full of gimps in latex. More »


Bella Hadid’s Boobs Are At Cannes And More

Bella Hadid was showing off her cleavage and flashing skin-toned underwear at the Cannes Opening Gala so I guess everything is going according to plan over there. More »


Go Home, Jennifer Lawrence! You’re Drunk!

There’s “white-girl wasted”… Then there’s “J-Law-in-Austria-on-a-stripper-pole wasted”. More »


Scott Disick Has Hit Rock-Hard Bottom

Scott’s sex addiction is so out of control, that if you’re a 19-year-old model named Ella, Bella, or… anything that ends in -lla, he’s going to crush you up and snort you with his peehole. More »


I Guess One Of Trump’s Lawyers Might Want To Bang His Own Daughter Now

Lots of dads post pictures of their daughters in lingerie, right? More »


Kim And Khloe’s Butt Powers Unite To Battle Evildoers

I’m torn between their comic book title: “The Chronicles of Buttgirl and Booblady” or just “Assassins.” More »


Uh Oh… A New Miley Cyrus Music Video

Planes are falling out of the sky, cars are piling up on the interstate, and some dude in a bunker in North Dakota is sweating buckets with his finger over a big red button because Miley pulled a fast one on us and refrained from shoving anything inside her butt. More »


Sophie Turner Didn’t Use the N-Word, She’s Just British and Talks Funny

Everyone’s in a tizzy because it sort of sounded like Sansa Stark dropped the N-bomb on Snapchat… Remember Dick Poop? Same thing going on here, Enlgish people just talk funny. More »


Never Cook Food for Sean Combs (He Might Show You His Diddy)

If you’re going to be a private chef for an OG hip hop mogul- you’re bound to see some shit… More »


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