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Good Morning, Boobs Fighting AIDS, And Other News

Mariah Carey has never been more Mariah Carey-er. [Lainey Gossip]

Dax Shepard’s secret vasectomy. [Dlisted]

The Hoff spent all his money on booze and cheeseburgers. [TMZ]

Trump called a former Miss Universe “Miss Piggy.” [Newser]

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Bella Hadid Is Owning Cannes

Bella Hadid is somehow at Cannes and straight owning that shit. More »


Iran Wants To Destroy Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is an enemy of Islam, so this is the perfect day. More »



Chloe Grace Moretz Wore This

It’s your favorite Chloe Grace Moretz. And her feet, which I know you love because SEO has betrayed you. I’m telling everyone. More »


Blake Lively Can Say All The Stupid Shit About Woody Allen She Wants

Blake Lively is the hottest pregnant woman alive. Until Hilary Duff calls me back and we buy a basal thermometer. More »


Superman Dumps 19-Year-Old Girlfriend

Henry Cavill has to Superman dem ho’s. (I’ll let myself out.) More »



Susan Sarandon On Woody Allen: ‘I Think He Sexually Assaulted A Child’

Susan Sarandon doesn’t give a fuck about calling out Woody Allen. More »


Yup, That’s Susan Sarandon’s Nipple

Susan Sarandon’s boobs went to Cannes, are still huge. More »


Woody Allen Jokes Hurt Blake Lively’s Feelings, You Guys

Being in a Woody Allen movie is really working out great for Blake Lively. Couldn’t be better. More »



Ronan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen

Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. … More »


Maybe Don’t Tell Selena Gomez To Marry Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez stopped a show to crumple up a poster that said “Marry Justin.” There is hope in this world. More »


Jennifer Lawrence Punched Sansa Stark In The Vagina

Jennifer Lawrence will punch you in the baby box if you ask her to because celebrities, they’re just like us! More »



Madonna’s MET Gala Outfit Is Just Like The Civil Rights Movement

You seeing Madonna’s ass hang out of her clothes until she dies is just like black people getting to vote. More »


Ariel Winter’s Boobs Are Defending Kim Kardashian? Why, God?!

Ariel Winter defended Kim Kardashian from Chloe Grace Moretz because nothing is ever pure and beautiful in this world. Not even giant breasts. More »


Farrah Abraham Called Blac Chyna A ‘Monkey’ Now

So Farrah Abraham is probably voting for Trump. More »



This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue. More »


We Don’t Need Kim Kardashian Anymore, The Kim Model Is Obsolete

Kim Kardashian should probably stop being at the same place as Kylie Jenner. More »


Kate Upton Is Engaged

Kate Upton is going to marry that dude whose dick you definitely saw. More »



Good Morning, Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs, And Other News

Why is Kate Hudson still banging Nick Jonas? [Lainey Gossip]

Carly Fiorina has to be loving life right now. [Dlisted]

Kim Kardashian is wearing Nicole Brown-Simpson’s jewelry now. [TMZ]

What is up, Hunter King? [Egotastic]

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Amy Schumer Will Still Take Selfies With You If You’re Not A Dick

If Amy Schumer won’t take a selfie with you, maybe don’t say you own her like property. More »


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