Red Carpet

Justin Bieber Egged His Neighbor’s House

By: The Superficial / January 10, 2014

If you only follow Justin Bieber’s Instgram, you’d see the above photo of him from eight hours ago that shows a nice, friendly pop star posing with a sweet little girl. It’s downright wholesome, and I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with him getting caught last night egging the house of the neighbor who… More »

Heidi Klum & Jessica Alba Are The Rest of The People’s Choice Awards

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Considering we did one post about the People’s Choice Awards last year (Read: You forgot the boobs.), I entirely forgot they were a thing. But then Kat Dennings’ breasts changed all that because this year we have four posts, including a Bertney story, which will be forgotten in an hour because Heidi Klum and JessicaMore »

Bertney Wins A Trophy!

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Bertney Wins A Trophy!
A Scholastic Learning Book

Bertney was excited. Papa had told her she was getting an award for Favorite Pop Artist. She didn’t know what that meant, but she guessed it had to do with the time he made her say “Bitch” into a microphone. It was a funnyMore »

Kat Dennings’ Breasts Host Awards Shows Now

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Oh, so that’s why she was on Conan with that other chi- *stops caring, looks at boobs*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENNMore »

Malin Akerman’s Breasts Didn’t Stand A Chance

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Because she’s surrounded by yes men who didn’t warn her that Kat Dennings’ breasts would be there in all their majesty and splendor, Malin Akerman tried to make this outfit happen at the People’s Choice Awards last night which was a fool’s errand. She might as well have showed up in a habit. That’s right,… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Laptop Full of Naked Photos Just Got ‘Stolen’

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2014

Remember around six, seven years ago when “celebrities” would claim their laptops got “stolen at the airport” as nude pictures of them conveniently started popping up on the Internet raising their profile? Apparently Lindsay Lohan just did. TMZ reports:

Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she’… More »

Beth Behrs Grabbed Kat Dennings’ Breast

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2014

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that’s not important enough for me to Google, because here’s a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat’s breast on Conan last night. And to then untrained mortal eye it looks like everyone shared a laugh and moved along, but what few… More »

Farrah Abraham’s Fake Boyfriend Had A Real Girlfriend This Whole Time

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2014

One of my favorite pastimes is watching Farrah Abraham’s lies epically fall apart with only the slightest of breezes because she’s a fucking idiot. So here’s Radar reporting that her fake boyfriend had a real girlfriend this whole time. Which will be fun to keep in mind if you find yourself watching Farrah still pretend… More »

Ke$ha Has An Eating Disorder Because Her Producer Called Her A Refrigerator

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2014

Over the weekend, Ke$ha announced she’s checked into rehab for an eating disorder which apparently is the result of her producer Dr. Luke saying she looks like a “fucking refrigerator.” So here’s that while I cross out, “Girl, I want to put cold cuts in you like a Kenmore,” from my list of pickup line… More »

Jennifer Lawrence Will Talk About Butt Plugs Now

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

Earlier this morning I was informed that America is Sodom and Gomorrah now, and lo and behold, here’s Jennifer Lawrence talking about her “copious amounts of butt plugs” on Conan last night because she’s simply delightful. That said, my apologies for posting two hard-hitting pieces of journalism in a row this close to Christmas. We’re… More »

Jonah Hill Standing Next To Leonardo DiCaprio Is What’s Been Missing From Your Life

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013

Like the cast of Duck Dynasty, I’m going to shoot it to you straight the way God intended it. There wasn’t a Most Important People over the weekend because, well, there weren’t a whole lot of comments to justify one. Fortunately Internet Jesus saw fit to place Jonah Hill next to Leonardo DiCaprio at TheMore »

Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe People Think She Waxed North West’s Unibrow

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013

In case you can’t tell we’re only a week out from Christmas, the top story of the moment is whether or not Kim Kardashian did something to North West’s unibrow before posting a picture of her to Instagram. An accusation Kim finds “sick” because she’s usually such an honest and trustworthy individual. Via Twitter:… More »

Colin Farrell Tapped That

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2013

In a new interview with Ellen, Colin Farrell admits to having a “romantic relationship” with Elizabeth Taylor in 2009 after bumping into her at the hospital. So here’s that while I try and see if Colin Farrel and Russell Brand have ever been in the same place at the same time. Via E! News:… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Writing A Tell-All Book

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2013

Almost a year ago to this day, James Franco said in an interview that the main reason Lindsay Lohan doesn’t get her shit together is because every time she goes to jail or rehab, someone offers her a book deal. A claim that seemed laughable until this weekend when it became clear it wasn’t just… More »

It’s A Vadgity Chipmunk Christmas Card!

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2013

Miley Cyrus might be the most over-exposed, played out pop star of the moment whose Justin Bieber-face and vagina haunt my dreams, but what people don’t know about her is that she’s also an activist. An activist for such pressing and important causes as Free The Nipple, a group dedicated to letting chicks walk around… More »

Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding, Anyone?

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2013

If you happened to see photos of Gisele Bundchen looking fucking fantastic at the Oral B event in Sao Paolo yesterday, what you might not have known is that right before going on stage, a baby was sucking on her breasts. But now you do because Gisele wanted to share that moment with you and… More »

Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2013

- There’s a #MondayBunday now?! ‘Tis truly is a magical season. [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus’ hair looks like this now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ali Lohan is trying to be a singer again. [Dlisted]

- Why I Believe Jameis Winston’s Accuser [Deadspin]

- Kim Kardashian thinks she’s ElizabethMore »

Gal Gadot Is Officially Wonder Woman

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

One of the worst kept secrets about Batman Vs. Superman is that it would feature a cameo by Wonder Woman. A Wonder Woman who will not be played by Jaimie Alexander because apparently even her breasts are too big for whatever the hell they’re trying to do here. Variety reports:

Gal Gadot willMore »

Just Go, Jessica Simpson, Be Free

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Jessica Simpson, you don’t have to do this to yourself anyway. You’re a Chili’s girl trapped in a sushi and heroin chic world. Everyone knows it, and that’s okay. It’s who you are. Also what you are is crazy fucking rich. You shouldn’t have to stand on another red carpet sucking and pushing your gut… More »

Are Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Supposed To Look Like That?

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

After a rough take-off, I grew to love Hayden Panettiere’s implants, but not to the point where I forgot she’s still a woman with other body parts for me to objectify. It was a beautiful symbiotic relationship if there ever was one. Except something’s going terribly wrong because now they’re trying to suck me into… More »

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