Red Carpet

Those Are Kelly Brook Nipples

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2014

So far this morning, Justin Bieber has been arrested for DUI, and now here’s Kelly Brook wearing a see-through dress which means I made the right move letting that mermaid out of my net (What? I have a life outside of this site.), or I’m about to find out I have cancer because there’s nowhere… More »


Shia LaBeouf Opened A Dialog About Plagiarism, So Really We Should Be Thanking Him

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014

“Hello, I’m Dr. Cornelius Pubebeard. Welcome to Artistic D-bagging 101.”

Because Shia LaBeouf can’t go five minutes without the digital equivalent of flailing his arms around and yelling, “Hey, hey, look at me! I arted!” he went on another Twitter tirade last night. Only this time instead of retiring, he did exactly what… More »


Selena Gomez Has A New Man Already

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014

After a chronic meth addiction coupled with lupus made Selena Gomez briefly think getting back together with Justin Bieber was a good idea (That’s what I’m going with. Suck it.), she apparently got her shit together after watching the boy who just stuck his penis in her egg a house for the love of sizzurpMore »


Jennifer Lawrence Will Completely Lose Her Shit If You Tell Her A Spoiler

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2014

In case the Internet needed more proof that Jennifer Lawrence is its one, true love, here she is going absolutely fangirl while meeting Damian Lewis before proceeding to completely lose her shit after the Access Hollywood anchors tell her a massive Homeland spoiler. At one point, she’s genuinely crying which, for the record, I did… More »


Lindsay Lohan’s A Movie Star Again!

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2014

The last movie Lindsay Lohan made went straight to video and was the subject of an amazing New York Times profile on why you should never, ever hire her as an actress. But that was before Oprah took her under her wing to prove that she can take humanity’s trash and repolish it into a… More »


The 20th Annual SAG Awards

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014

I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not beMore »


Jennifer Lawrence’s Armpit Looks Like A Vagina, According To Jennifer Lawrence

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014

In every photo like this, there’s always a Cuba Gooding Jr. in the background whose night’s just about to get started.

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence at the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night where she told Giuliana Rancic that her armpit looks like a vagina because Jennifer Lawrence is a powerhouse of poise, cla… More »


Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Night Went Well

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014

In case you missed it, just as Ben Affleck finished wrapping up the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night, Cuba Gooding Jr. ran onstage and Kanye’d the shit out of him by yelling “Happy MLK Weekend!” right into the microphone. Which actually makes sense once you see the above pic of how he started hi… More »


Jonah Hill Got Nominated For Another Oscar

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2014

Now Leo has to ask HIM to the Sadie Hawkins Dance!

[Ed. Note: You’re goddamn right these are part two. – SW]

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Hilary Duff’s Marriage: What Went Wrong?

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014

“Yup, it’s me, the chick who blew her fiance after he proposed. Thanks for coming to Disney’s Planes!”

On Friday afternoon, Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie shocked the five people still online by announcing they’re separating after only three years of marriage. Which seemed odd at the time considering his penis went rightMore »


Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014

Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,… More »


Did Ireland Baldwin Pose For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014

Last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful red carpet was almost entirely models who’ve posed for the issue, yet here’s Ireland Baldwin making the case for harvesting Kim Basinger’s DNA and injecting it into babies. Which means either Ireland posed for this year’s issue, or Sports Illustrated tried to bait Alec Baldwin into… More »


Jennifer Lopez Wore This

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014

Photo Boy and I were thrown a curveball this morning with the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event, so while we harvest the boob-meat out of that (Can you tell I was asked for my job description recently?), here’s Jennifer Lopez at the FOX TCA All-Star Party yesterday. She’s needy and doesn’t likeMore »


Christina Ricci Collapses For Easy Storage

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2014

Back in November, Christina Ricci posted a picture of herself inside a refrigerator (above) which nobody noticed until yesterday January 13. Except when they did, the Internet lost its shit because apparently banging Wednesday Adams next to the vegetable crisper is the fetish it’s been waiting for after spending a soul-searching moment wondering if SwissMore »


Holy Santa Maria Jesus Shit Christ, Sofia Vergara’s Breasts At The Golden Globes After-Party

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

This morning, I made a comment that the Golden Globes were boring as shit and nobody wore anything that justified their own post. Which technically is still true because here’s Sofia Vergara at the after-party where I like to believe the Hollywood Foreign Press took everyone’s awards back and handed them to Sofia’s breasts. “Excusey,… More »


Charlize Theron Somehow Convinced Sean Penn To Get Rid of His Guns, It’s A Mystery

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Sean Penn used to bang Scarlett Johansson, yet at no point during their relationship did she convince him to get rid of his guns which is what happens when you get pregnant and abort a man’s baby. (Weird angles made me say that. They have my family!) Charlize Theron, on the other hand, knocked that… More »


Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:… More »


The Best Looking Women At The Golden Globes: A Non-Definitive Or Even Comprehensive List

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Just in case you didn’t believe me that the Golden Globes were boring as all hell, here are the most attractive women from the red carpet: Amy Adams, Margot Robbie, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Olivia Wilde. And if you’re wondering, wait a minute, isn’t that last one pregnant? You’re goddamn right she is. Wanna… More »


Your Internet Girlfriend Photobombed Taylor Swift

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

For those of you who live real lives instead of a candy-coated titty land where moral decay and excess rule the day, the Golden Globes were last night and, holy shit, were they boring as fuck. So we’re going to get through them as quickly as possible starting with Internet darling Jennifer Lawrence Photobombing TaylorMore »


One Of These People Had No Idea The Other Was Going To Be There, Try And Guess Which One

By: The Superficial / January 10, 2014

I’m not going to lie to you. If someone paid us to run an entire site that’s nothing but Leonardo DiCaprio being forced to interact with Jonah Hill at movie premieres, we’d quit this bitch in a heartbeat.

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