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Kat Dennings’ Breasts Host Awards Shows Now

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014
Oh, so that's why she was on Conan with that other chi- *stops caring, looks at boobs* Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN… More »

Malin Akerman’s Breasts Didn’t Stand A Chance

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014
Because she's surrounded by yes men who didn't warn her that Kat Dennings' breasts would be there in all their majesty and splendor, Malin Akerman tried to make this outfit happen at the People's Choice Awards last night which was a fool's errand. She might as well have showed… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Laptop Full of Naked Photos Just Got ‘Stolen’

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2014
Remember around six, seven years ago when "celebrities" would claim their laptops got "stolen at the airport" as nude pictures of them conveniently started popping up on the Internet raising their profile? Apparently Lindsay Lohan just did. TMZ reports: Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China,… More »

Beth Behrs Grabbed Kat Dennings’ Breast

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2014
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that's not important enough for me to Google, because here's a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat's breast on Conan last night. And to then untrained mortal eye it looks like everyone shared… More »

Farrah Abraham’s Fake Boyfriend Had A Real Girlfriend This Whole Time

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2014
One of my favorite pastimes is watching Farrah Abraham's lies epically fall apart with only the slightest of breezes because she's a fucking idiot. So here's Radar reporting that her fake boyfriend had a real girlfriend this whole time. Which will be fun to keep in mind if you… More »

Ke$ha Has An Eating Disorder Because Her Producer Called Her A Refrigerator

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2014
Over the weekend, Ke$ha announced she's checked into rehab for an eating disorder which apparently is the result of her producer Dr. Luke saying she looks like a "fucking refrigerator." So here's that while I cross out, "Girl, I want to put cold cuts in you like a Kenmore,"… More »

Jennifer Lawrence Will Talk About Butt Plugs Now

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013
Earlier this morning I was informed that America is Sodom and Gomorrah now, and lo and behold, here's Jennifer Lawrence talking about her "copious amounts of butt plugs" on Conan last night because she's simply delightful. That said, my apologies for posting two… More »

Jonah Hill Standing Next To Leonardo DiCaprio Is What’s Been Missing From Your Life

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013
Like the cast of Duck Dynasty, I'm going to shoot it to you straight the way God intended it. There wasn't a Most Important People over the weekend because, well, there weren't a whole lot of comments to justify one. Fortunately Internet Jesus saw fit to place Jonah Hill… More »

Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe People Think She Waxed North West’s Unibrow

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013
In case you can't tell we're only a week out from Christmas, the top story of the moment is whether or not Kim Kardashian did something to North West's unibrow before posting a picture of her to Instagram. An accusation Kim finds "sick" because she's usually such an honest… More »

Colin Farrell Tapped That

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2013
In a new interview with Ellen, Colin Farrell admits to having a "romantic relationship" with Elizabeth Taylor in 2009 after bumping into her at the hospital. So here's that while I try and see if Colin Farrel and Russell Brand have ever been in the same place… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Writing A Tell-All Book

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2013
Almost a year ago to this day, James Franco said in an interview that the main reason Lindsay Lohan doesn't get her shit together is because every time she goes to jail or rehab, someone offers her a book deal. A claim that seemed laughable until this weekend whe… More »

It’s A Vadgity Chipmunk Christmas Card!

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2013
Miley Cyrus might be the most over-exposed, played out pop star of the moment whose Justin Bieber-face and vagina haunt my dreams, but what people don't know about her is that she's also an activist. An activist for such pressing and important causes as Free The Nipple, a… More »

Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding, Anyone?

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2013
If you happened to see photos of Gisele Bundchen looking fucking fantastic at the Oral B event in Sao Paolo yesterday, what you might not have known is that right before going on stage, a baby was sucking on her breasts. But now you do because Gisele wanted to… More »

Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2013
- There's a #MondayBunday now?! 'Tis truly is a magical season. [theCHIVE] - Miley Cyrus' hair looks like this now. [Lainey Gossip] - Ali Lohan is trying to be a singer again. [Dlisted] - Why I Believe Jameis Winston's Accuser [Deadspin] - Kim Kardashian thinks she's Elizabeth… More »

Gal Gadot Is Officially Wonder Woman

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013
One of the worst kept secrets about Batman Vs. Superman is that it would feature a cameo by Wonder Woman. A Wonder Woman who will not be played by Jaimie Alexander because apparently even her breasts are too big for whatever the hell they're trying to do here. Variety… More »

Just Go, Jessica Simpson, Be Free

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013
Jessica Simpson, you don't have to do this to yourself anyway. You're a Chili's girl trapped in a sushi and heroin chic world. Everyone knows it, and that's okay. It's who you are. Also what you are is crazy fucking rich. You shouldn't have to stand on another red carpet sucking and pushing… More »

Are Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Supposed To Look Like That?

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013
After a rough take-off, I grew to love Hayden Panettiere's implants, but not to the point where I forgot she's still a woman with other body parts for me to objectify. It was a beautiful symbiotic relationship if there ever was one. Except something's going terribly wrong… More »

The 2013 American Music Awards

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013
Here's the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O'Day's breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it's Satan. I'm not a priest. Photos: Getty… More »

Katy Perry’s Breasts! You Came Back (Kind Of)!

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013
Katy Perry has been keeping her breasts under wraps lately because she's a very serious artist now who can't be taken very seriously if her giant tits are all up in your face. Which is obviously a bullshit excuse because it makes no sense, so I'll just come right out and… More »

Oh, What’s That, Lady GaGa? You’re Marilyn Monroe And R. Kelly Is Obama?

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

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