Red Carpet

Taylor Swift Thought She Won Album of The Year,
She Didn’t

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
Taylor Swift, who, again, looked way more awesome at Clive Davis' Pre-Grammy party, was up for Album of the Year at last night's Grammys and had the joy of finding out what happens when two competing albums start with the same letter because here she is starting… More »

Madonna Brought Her Black Son To The Grammys. See? She’s Not Racist

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
"Zup? You called me her new boyfriend. I like that. That's a funny joke." Madonna found herself in some shit last week after referring to her white son Rocco as "dis nigga," so here she is at the Grammys last night where she used her black so… More »

Joanna Krupa Won The Pre-Grammys

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
Before we hit you a metric ass-ton of pics from the Grammys, here's the best of the Pre-Grammy parties which is hands down Joanna Krupa followed by Taylor Swift's body looking way tighter than it did at the Grammys, Rihanna wearing this yellow thing over… More »

Farrah Abraham Can’t Keep The Lies About Her Sex Tape That’s Really A Porno Straight

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2014
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary like, oh I dunno, you're looking right at her at a porn convention with Ron Jeremy, squirting tit-bag Farrah Abraham is still trying to claim Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was an innocent sex tape she filmed with her "boyfriend" por… More »

Those Are Kelly Brook Nipples

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2014
So far this morning, Justin Bieber has been arrested for DUI, and now here's Kelly Brook wearing a see-through dress which means I made the right move letting that mermaid out of my net (What? I have a life outside of this site.), or I'm about to… More »

Shia LaBeouf Opened A Dialog About Plagiarism, So Really We Should Be Thanking Him

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014
"Hello, I'm Dr. Cornelius Pubebeard. Welcome to Artistic D-bagging 101." Because Shia LaBeouf can't go five minutes without the digital equivalent of flailing his arms around and yelling, "Hey, hey, look at me! I arted!" he went on another Twitter tirade last night. Only this time instead of retiring,… More »

Selena Gomez Has A New Man Already

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014
After a chronic meth addiction coupled with lupus made Selena Gomez briefly think getting back together with Justin Bieber was a good idea (That's what I'm going with. Suck it.), she apparently got her shit together after watching the boy who just stuck his penis in her… More »

Jennifer Lawrence Will Completely Lose Her Shit If You Tell Her A Spoiler

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2014
In case the Internet needed more proof that Jennifer Lawrence is its one, true love, here she is going absolutely fangirl while meeting Damian Lewis before proceeding to completely lose her shit after the Access Hollywood anchors tell her a massive Homeland spoiler. At one point, she'… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s A Movie Star Again!

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2014
The last movie Lindsay Lohan made went straight to video and was the subject of an amazing New York Times profile on why you should never, ever hire her as an actress. But that was before Oprah took her under her wing to prove that she can take humanity'… More »

The 20th Annual SAG Awards

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014
I'm going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he's like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here's my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may… More »

Jennifer Lawrence’s Armpit Looks Like A Vagina, According To Jennifer Lawrence

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014
In every photo like this, there's always a Cuba Gooding Jr. in the background whose night's just about to get started. Here's Jennifer Lawrence at the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night where she told Giuliana Rancic that her armpit looks like a… More »

Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Night Went Well

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014
In case you missed it, just as Ben Affleck finished wrapping up the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night, Cuba Gooding Jr. ran onstage and Kanye'd the shit out of him by yelling "Happy MLK Weekend!" right into the microphone. Which actually makes sense once you see… More »

Jonah Hill Got Nominated For Another Oscar

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2014
Now Leo has to ask HIM to the Sadie Hawkins Dance! [Ed. Note: You're goddamn right these are part two. - SW] Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN… More »

Hilary Duff’s Marriage: What Went Wrong?

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014
"Yup, it's me, the chick who blew her fiance after he proposed. Thanks for coming to Disney's Planes!" On Friday afternoon, Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie shocked the five people still online by announcing they're separating after only three years of marriage. Which seemed odd at the… More »

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014
Kate Upton's giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don't know why I'm even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn't lead with Genevieve Morto… More »

Did Ireland Baldwin Pose For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014
Last night's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful red carpet was almost entirely models who've posed for the issue, yet here's Ireland Baldwin making the case for harvesting Kim Basinger's DNA and injecting it into babies. Which means either Ireland posed for this year's issue, or… More »

Jennifer Lopez Wore This

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014
Photo Boy and I were thrown a curveball this morning with the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event, so while we harvest the boob-meat out of that (Can you tell I was asked for my job description recently?), here's Jennifer Lopez at the FOX TCA All-Star Party yesterday. She'… More »

Christina Ricci Collapses For Easy Storage

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2014
Back in November, Christina Ricci posted a picture of herself inside a refrigerator (above) which nobody noticed until yesterday January 13. Except when they did, the Internet lost its shit because apparently banging Wednesday Adams next to the vegetable crisper is the fetish it's been waiting for after spending… More »

Holy Santa Maria Jesus Shit Christ, Sofia Vergara’s Breasts At The Golden Globes After-Party

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014
This morning, I made a comment that the Golden Globes were boring as shit and nobody wore anything that justified their own post. Which technically is still true because here's Sofia Vergara at the after-party where I like to believe the Hollywood Foreign Press took everyone's award… More »

Charlize Theron Somehow Convinced Sean Penn To Get Rid of His Guns, It’s A Mystery

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014
Sean Penn used to bang Scarlett Johansson, yet at no point during their relationship did she convince him to get rid of his guns which is what happens when you get pregnant and abort a man's baby. (Weird angles made me say that. They have my family!)… More »

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