Red Carpet

Michelle Rodriguez Is Banging Cara Delevingne

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014
Presumably because Vin Diesel always talks about cars when they do it, or she has amnesia again (Damn your undercover missions, Paul Walker. DAMN THEM TO HELL.), Michelle Rodriguez confirmed to The Mirror that she's dating Cara Delevingne. Which is cool, it's 2014. Lesbians be… More »

Herpes: It’s What’s For Breakfast And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2014
- Leonardo DiCaprio's silent campaign to beat Matthew McConaughey at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip] - Ellen Page made what everyone knew official. [Dlisted] - My Big Ol' Boobies, Tis of Thee... [theCHIVE] - Chris Brown is very concerned about women now. [Fishwrapper] - Martha Stewart wants to… More »

Those Are Kendall Jenner’s Nipples

By: The Superficial / February 14, 2014
Here's Kendall Jenner somehow walking the Marc Jacobs runway during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week last night, and yes, those are her nipples you're clearly seeing directly through her shirt. And I get it. Kris Jenner has a brand to keep relevant while people lose… More »

Farrah Abraham Wants To Be A ‘Virgin Forever.’ Butt-Squirt Farrah.

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2014
After knee-capping real rape survivors to promote the sequel to her sex tape, jack-butt of all trades Farrah Abraham has apparently switched back to Christian parenting mode because she's totally done with having sex, you guys, and is saving her body for Christ. You read that. Via… More »

Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2014
I'm going to be honest here. I know next to nothing about poetry and would immediately zone out during any part of any class when it was time to read or write it. I even dated an English major who tried her damnedest to get me into it, but she also could orgasm just by… More »

Those Are Abbie Cornish’s Nipples

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2014
Everyone enjoy Thor's muscles rippling through his shirt, almost as if they're calling your name to cover them in delicious cinnamon and papas fritas? Perfect. Now back to boobs. Here's Abbie Cornish wearing a see-through dress to the Hollywood premiere of RoboCop last night. Which you'd assume… More »

Shia LaBeouf Is A Douche In A Bag

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2014
Here's Shia LaBeouf at the Berlin International Film Festival premiere of Nymphomaniac yesterday where he walked the red carpet with a bag over his head to cap off his earlier performance verite de fartsniffadeux of walking out of the Q&A after answering only one question with a plagiarized answer… More »

F*ck You, Farrah Abraham, You Were Not Raped

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2014
Let me just start this post off by saying as much of an asshole-ish, boob-obsessed dickhead as I am, I understand very serious concepts such as rape culture and victim shaming. In fact, I've been pissed to no end watching it happen with the Dylan Farrow situation. So for all those people just… More »

Bill Clinton Banged Elizabeth Hurley In The White House, According To Tom Sizemore

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2014
Before I get into this story, there's a few things you should probably know. 1. Radar Online pays sources. 2. Drugs cost money. However, 3. Bill Clinton loves pussy. Literally any pussy. No, really. So now that you're fully educated, here's Tom Sizemore bragging about… More »

Scarlett Johansson Selling Soda Machines Is Destroying The Middle East (Or Something)

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2014
The last time Scarlett Johansson got involved with politics, she might as well have fucked Sean Penn in the middle of the White House Correspondents Dinner, and before that, she was running around telling people Obama was her e-mail boyfriend. So let's just say her… More »

Katy Perry Fingerbanged Anna Kendrick’s Cleavage

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2014
The State of The Union was last night. And while President Obama proposed solutions to tackle poverty and climate change as Republicans went gay over duck people, absolutely none of that involved Anna Kendrick revealing that Katy Perry's signature move is to walk up to… More »

The 56th Annual Grammy Awards

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
Remember that scene in Man of Steel where Superman's drowning in all those skulls? That's literally the only way to describe what it's felt like today covering the Grammys. So think of this last gallery as me escaping those skulls (Without Space Dad helping. Aw, what?) except some of them are… More »

Don’t You Ever Leave Me Like That Again, Katy Perry’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
When Katy Perry's breasts reappeared on the cover of GQ last week, I tried not to get my hopes up that we'd finally entered a new age of enlightenment where she shoves them in people's faces thus fulfilling their destiny as a personal gift from an all-powerful Christian God. Basically… More »

Beyonce Broke The Internet

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
Depending on where you lie on the political/age/white people spectrum, Beyonce's performance of "Drunk In Love" at last night's Grammys was either a destroyer of children, a feminine tour de force, or a piss right in Ross Douthat's face. As for what we brought to… More »

Taylor Swift Thought She Won Album of The Year,
She Didn’t

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
Taylor Swift, who, again, looked way more awesome at Clive Davis' Pre-Grammy party, was up for Album of the Year at last night's Grammys and had the joy of finding out what happens when two competing albums start with the same letter because here she is starting… More »

Madonna Brought Her Black Son To The Grammys. See? She’s Not Racist

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
"Zup? You called me her new boyfriend. I like that. That's a funny joke." Madonna found herself in some shit last week after referring to her white son Rocco as "dis nigga," so here she is at the Grammys last night where she used her black so… More »

Joanna Krupa Won The Pre-Grammys

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014
Before we hit you a metric ass-ton of pics from the Grammys, here's the best of the Pre-Grammy parties which is hands down Joanna Krupa followed by Taylor Swift's body looking way tighter than it did at the Grammys, Rihanna wearing this yellow thing over… More »

Farrah Abraham Can’t Keep The Lies About Her Sex Tape That’s Really A Porno Straight

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2014
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary like, oh I dunno, you're looking right at her at a porn convention with Ron Jeremy, squirting tit-bag Farrah Abraham is still trying to claim Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was an innocent sex tape she filmed with her "boyfriend" por… More »

Those Are Kelly Brook Nipples

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2014
So far this morning, Justin Bieber has been arrested for DUI, and now here's Kelly Brook wearing a see-through dress which means I made the right move letting that mermaid out of my net (What? I have a life outside of this site.), or I'm about to… More »

Shia LaBeouf Opened A Dialog About Plagiarism, So Really We Should Be Thanking Him

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014
"Hello, I'm Dr. Cornelius Pubebeard. Welcome to Artistic D-bagging 101." Because Shia LaBeouf can't go five minutes without the digital equivalent of flailing his arms around and yelling, "Hey, hey, look at me! I arted!" he went on another Twitter tirade last night. Only this time instead of retiring,… More »

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