Red Carpet

Chris Martin Is Banging Alexa Chung Already

The Superficial / May 14, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced their conscious uncoupling barely two months ago, so that’s more than enough time for him to start up showing up at bars with Alexa Chung. Radar reports:

An eyewitness noticed the Brits together in a New York City bar on May 6, and as the couple got… More »


Ellen Page Really Knows How To Make Bryan Singer Sound Innocent

The Superficial / May 12, 2014

In a new profile for The Hollywood Reporter, Ellen Page opens up about her decision to come out of the closet and reinventing her acting career after spending the past few years battling depression. She also inexplicably – and candidly – answers a question about the Bryan Singer rape accusations instead of letting a publicist… More »


Jennifer Lawrence Won The ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Premiere

The Superficial / May 12, 2014

While X-Men: First Class was probably the best of the franchise (so far), almost every single line Jennifer Lawrence said was god fucking awful. However, after seeing literally everything else she’s been in, it became pretty evident that it was either the script or the director’s fault who may or may not have been preoccupied… More »


Don’t Ask Reese Witherspoon To Pronounce Your Stupid French Last Name

Sometime during Rihanna’s MET Gala after party, a possibly drunk Reese Witherspoon found herself in an elevator with Kate Upton, Zooey Deschanel and an iPhone-wielding Cara Delevingne who was given specific instructions to not make Reese pronounce her “fucking name” because it’s “that stupid French.” But because she’s southern charm personified, Reese followed that u… More »


Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, “Take a seat right over there,” whispered from the shadows. (Although, Page Six points out it’s still on hi… More »


Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Are Set To ‘Promote’

Here’s Angelina Jolie’s new boobs at the Paris photo call for Maleficent, a movie I haven’t paid much attention to because it looks a helluva lot like Snow White And The Huntsman, but without the chances of Kristen Stewart getting her pussy licked by the director. You gotta do better than that, Disney. I’m a… More »


Seth Rogen Hates The Shit Out of Justin Bieber

Now that we’ve spent almost the entire day looking at beautiful rich people in expensive designer clothes that doesn’t even cover their butt cracks, here’s Seth Rogen explaining to Howard Stern just how deep and palpable his hatred of Justin Bieber is. Via Huffington Post:

“I’ve met him a few times. He’s a… More »


The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,… More »


MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton’s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to… More »


Of Course Kim Kardashian Flashed Her Panties Before The MET Gala

Kim Kardashian had been banned from the MET Gala for years, but that all changed last year (kind of) when Kris Jenner flushed her birth control pills down the toilet the second Kanye West’s filthy rich penis started going in and out of her daughter. It’s a tender moment in any mother’s life. So here&#8217… More »


Look Into Lea Michele’s Breasts, Children, Look Into Them Or DIE

Lea Michele has yet to find a children’s-themed red carpet she can’t show way too much tit on, so here she is at the premiere of Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return showing way too much tit. Because after sitting through a kids movie featuring the voice talents of Jim Belushi, there’s nothing parents love more… More »


Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Won The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

In honor of Bill Clinton, we’re going to get in and out of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as soon as I figure out where its vagina is so I can stash this cigar. (Also, Barack Obama didn’t make with the weekly handjobs so I’d denounce Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior. That’… More »


Rose McGowan Wore This To The White House And Other News

- Anna Kendrick Should Replace Craig Ferguson: A Proposal. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kaley Cuoco thinks the house she bought from Khloe Kardashian is cursed. [Dlisted]
– You are now entering The Hip Bone Zone. [theCHIVE]
- Adam Levine apparently can look douchier. Who knew? [Fishwrapper]
- Funny Girl Sex Guide: Dudes, I Know You StoleMore »


The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

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As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to meltMore »


Gentleman, Lube Up Your Shrimp Forks, Olivia Munn Is Single

Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

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According to the always reliable “a source,” Olivia Munn is no longer getting Robodonged, leaving me the perfect reason to box you up a gift of her breasts prominently displayed at a recent event along with the constant reminder of when Brett Ratner bubbagumped his dick in front of her. Think… More »


BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence Possibly Sh*tfaced In This Dress Where You Can Sort Of See Her Butt

Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

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The Internet’s girlfriend, and unwitting target of Jack Nicholson’s coke-fueled lust, Jennifer Lawrence, recently told Seth Myers she got so drunk she puked at an Oscars after-party.
Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it… More »


Kanye West Probably Cheated On Kim Kardashian With Pia Mia

Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

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Because bovine husbandry is hard work and it seems his prized cow is almost fully fattened for slaughter, Kanye West has set his sights on an assonant yearling outside of Satan’s herd.
Ever since Kanye West, 36, took Pia Mia under his wing, Kim Kardashian, 33, has reportedly been jealous of… More »


Laura Prepon Denies Dating Tom Cruise, Claims Scientology Isn’t Homophobic

The Superficial / April 23, 2014

Last week, Laura Prepon was linked (again) to Tom Cruise except in two new interviews to promote the second season of Orange Is The New Black, which she almost wasn’t apart of for reasons that now sound even shadier, she denies dating him while making sure to stick to the Scientology talking points that he’… More »


And Now Back To Celebrity Groins

The Superficial / April 23, 2014

My last post involved not equating with homosexuals with pedophiles which required way more critical thinking than some of you prefer or are even capable of, so fortunately for you here’s Rumer Willis flashing her panties. And guess what? They cover her vagina! ZOLY COW THE ZEXY PUD YOUR PENIS IN PLACE!
Photos: Getty, PacificMore »


GOOP Is Nothing But A Common Debtor

The Superficial / April 22, 2014

And now for the feel good story of the day. Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous lifestyle website apparently isn’t the golden organic goose that lays renewable gilded Faberge eggs into a repurposed compost chateau we were led to believe. Peasants lies, we were told. Filthy, filthy peasant lies. Served with canned cheese. Radar reports:

It’… More »


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