Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan’s Miscarriage Excuse Worked, It Actually Worked

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014
If Lindsay Lohan were you or I, she would've lied about having a miscarriage in court documents and subsequently found herself guilty of perjury. Instead, she was handed $150,000 and sent packing to Cannes because God is dead. TMZ reports: According to new legal docs, Lindsay's clothing label 6126 struck the settlement agreement this week… More »


The 2014 Billboard Music Awards

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014
Everyone that's anyone (Read: Blake Lively's breasts) is at Cannes right now, but then again, timing isn't exactly this year's Billboard Music Awards' strong suit. So here's some barely interesting people on the red carpet who didn't get their own post by surprisingly not having semen on them which is probably the greatest compliment I'll… More »


Kesha Looks Remarkably Un-Kesha-Like

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014
Originally, the title of this post was going to be, "STFU, That's Not Kesha," because for the most part, Kesha (The dollar sign's where demons hide and won't let you eat.) looked almost nothing like Kesha. But then as you progress through the gallery, the gold tooth starts taking over which is why it's alway… More »


Jesus Christ Legs, Blake Lively

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014
Here's Blake Lively continuing to own the shit out of Cannes after being locked in a closet by Ryan Reynolds all these months. Which is why I have to violate this restraining order and rescue her now that she's free. The judge will under- *gets tackled by PreCrime unit* Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News,More »


Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014
Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker's son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they're super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator! We can exclusively report that Zac Efro… More »


And Now For The Part Where I Completely Lose My Shit Over Blake Lively

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014
This woman gives me a fucking boner. I don't know how any of you have managed to live your lives without that knowledge, but let it be a testament to your fortitude and sheer grit. Unless you're Hilary Duff, in which, case I've never seen Blake Lively before in my life. Baby, I can change! More »


Chris Martin Is Banging Alexa Chung Already

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced their conscious uncoupling barely two months ago, so that's more than enough time for him to start up showing up at bars with Alexa Chung. Radar reports: An eyewitness noticed the Brits together in a New York City bar on May 6, and as the couple got cozy over… More »


Ellen Page Really Knows How To Make Bryan Singer Sound Innocent

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2014
In a new profile for The Hollywood Reporter, Ellen Page opens up about her decision to come out of the closet and reinventing her acting career after spending the past few years battling depression. She also inexplicably - and candidly - answers a question about the Bryan Singer rape accusations instead of letting a publicist… More »


Jennifer Lawrence Won The ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Premiere

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2014
While X-Men: First Class was probably the best of the franchise (so far), almost every single line Jennifer Lawrence said was god fucking awful. However, after seeing literally everything else she's been in, it became pretty evident that it was either the script or the director's fault who may or may not have been preoccupied… More »


Don’t Ask Reese Witherspoon To Pronounce Your Stupid French Last Name

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014
Sometime during Rihanna's MET Gala after party, a possibly drunk Reese Witherspoon found herself in an elevator with Kate Upton, Zooey Deschanel and an iPhone-wielding Cara Delevingne who was given specific instructions to not make Reese pronounce her "fucking name" because it's "that stupid French." But because she's southern charm personified, Reese followed that u… More »


Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014
Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, "Take a seat right over there," whispered from the shadows. (Although, Page Six points out it's still on hi… More »


Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Are Set To ‘Promote’

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2014
Here's Angelina Jolie's new boobs at the Paris photo call for Maleficent, a movie I haven't paid much attention to because it looks a helluva lot like Snow White And The Huntsman, but without the chances of Kristen Stewart getting her pussy licked by the director. You gotta do better than that, Disney. I'm a… More »


Seth Rogen Hates The Shit Out of Justin Bieber

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014
Now that we've spent almost the entire day looking at beautiful rich people in expensive designer clothes that doesn't even cover their butt cracks, here's Seth Rogen explaining to Howard Stern just how deep and palpable his hatred of Justin Bieber is. Via Huffington Post: "I've met him a few times. He's a good example… More »


The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014
So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here's the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively's breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don't make this weird.), Emma Stone who's apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,… More »


MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014
Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion - *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* - here's our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton's huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to… More »


Of Course Kim Kardashian Flashed Her Panties Before The MET Gala

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014
Kim Kardashian had been banned from the MET Gala for years, but that all changed last year (kind of) when Kris Jenner flushed her birth control pills down the toilet the second Kanye West's filthy rich penis started going in and out of her daughter. It's a tender moment in any mother's life. So here'… More »


Look Into Lea Michele’s Breasts, Children, Look Into Them Or DIE

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2014
Lea Michele has yet to find a children's-themed red carpet she can't show way too much tit on, so here she is at the premiere of Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return showing way too much tit. Because after sitting through a kids movie featuring the voice talents of Jim Belushi, there's nothing parents love more… More »


Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Won The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2014
In honor of Bill Clinton, we're going to get in and out of the White House Correspondents' Dinner as soon as I figure out where its vagina is so I can stash this cigar. (Also, Barack Obama didn't make with the weekly handjobs so I'd denounce Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior. That'… More »


Rose McGowan Wore This To The White House And Other News

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2014
- Anna Kendrick Should Replace Craig Ferguson: A Proposal. [Lainey Gossip] - Kaley Cuoco thinks the house she bought from Khloe Kardashian is cursed. [Dlisted] - You are now entering The Hip Bone Zone. [theCHIVE] - Adam Levine apparently can look douchier. Who knew? [Fishwrapper] - Funny Girl Sex Guide: Dudes, I Know You StoleMore »


The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to meltMore »


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