Red Carpet

Jennifer Lopez Dumped Casper Smart Back In April

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014
If you've been following the Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart fiasco this week, you're probably under the impression that he's been cheating on her with transsexual model Sofie Vissa. Except, surprise, Jennifer Lopez's publicist just confirmed to People that she dumped Casper back in April which is conveniently before all the… More »

Stop Giving Lindsay Lohan Money, You Idiots

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Lindsay Lohan agreed to appear at an AIDS charity event and in return demanded first class flight and hotel accommodations along with the biggest dressing room which was inexplicably provided, so you'll never guess what happened next. Page Six reports: Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at Saturday’s Life Ball in Vienna,… More »

Yup, Rihanna’s Naked Under There

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Jonah Hill got caught calling a pap a faggot, so I'm going to save my word-juice for that, and immediately get out of the way of Rihanna and her clearly visible nipples from last night's CFDA Awards because exactly five people are reading this, and… More »

Jonah Hill Called A Paparazzo A ‘F*ggot’, This Jonah Hill Right Here

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Jonah Hill looks like this whenever he's around Leonardo DiCaprio and makes box office bets that end with him kissing Channing Tatum's penis which makes him one of the last people who should walk around going Alec Baldwin on the paparazzi. Which is exactly what… More »

Brad Pitt Will ‘Stomp’ Vitalii Sediuk If He Goes For Another Lady’s Crotch

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014
Last week, Brad Pitt was reportedly punched in the face by Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk whose schtick is usually burying his face in celebrity crotches on the red carpet. Which, according to Brad Pitt, is what actually happened until he was the one who punched. /heisenberg People… More »

Sofia Vergara Is Single. Again.

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2014
Sofia Vergara's now-former fiance Nick Loeb is a violent douchebag, so it really shouldn't come as a surprise that they've broken up again after being reunited in a cave. (Yup.) As for what happened this time, I'm sure she finally got fed up with his violent douchebaggery. More »

Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is For The Children Or Something

By: Photo Boy / May 30, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy So remember earlier when Fish posted this great video of super talented actors doing funny impressions of each other, because they're beloved and humble people, whose impromptu moments during what is surely a grueling press tour provide a little insight that they aren't complete dicks or egomaniacs on the inside? More »

Uma Thurman’s Toes Are Quentin Tarantino’s Now

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014
Uma Thurman is barefoot in these photos which is exactly all the evidence I need to believe she's rebounded with Quentin Tarantino after leaving French financier Arpad Busson last month. You could've shown me footage of Quentin's penis visibly in Uma's vagina, and I still… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Reading Mean Internet Comments Is Just Like War’

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014
(l to r) 1. Private Witherspoon, a 20-year-veteran who survived several online jokes about her chin, but in body only. Her family says she's never been the same person since and often suffers from night terrors and alcohol abuse. 2. A pretentious cunt. In my haste to slap together a link post this morning, I… More »

Brad Pitt Got Punched In The Face

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014
Vitalii Sediuk is a Ukrainian comedian who over the past few years has managed to kiss Will Smith, crash Adele's Grammy speech, bury his face in Leonardo DiCaprio's crotch and not even two weeks ago he shoved his head up Ugly Betty's dress. And so… More »

Toni Braxton Thinks God Gave Her Son Autism Because She Had An Abortion? Holy Shit

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014
Originally, this was supposed to be a post about Phil Robertson preaching more homophobic bullshit on Easter Sunday, but then I found this Toni Braxton item which is way more ridiculous than some Duck Dynasty idiot knowing he has a blank check from the Redneck… More »

Angelina Jolie Just Pissed In Gwyneth Paltrow’s Organic Quinoa Cereal

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014
Back in March, Gwyneth Paltrow complained about her plight as a working mother because one time she had to go to Wisconsin for a week and you have no idea how that hard that is. Although, in her defense, she did attempt to walk back those comments albeit while simultaneously dubbing… More »

Jessica Chastain: Your New ‘True Detective’ Lady?

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2014
According to Nerdist, Jessica Chastain has been offered the lead role in season two of True Detective, but has yet to accept, so just assume she's making sure her character says awesome shit like, "A man's game costs a man's price," and/or makes bitching beer can figures: Recent rumors have stated… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Miscarriage Excuse Worked, It Actually Worked

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014
If Lindsay Lohan were you or I, she would've lied about having a miscarriage in court documents and subsequently found herself guilty of perjury. Instead, she was handed $150,000 and sent packing to Cannes because God is dead. TMZ reports: According to new legal docs,… More »

The 2014 Billboard Music Awards

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014
Everyone that's anyone (Read: Blake Lively's breasts) is at Cannes right now, but then again, timing isn't exactly this year's Billboard Music Awards' strong suit. So here's some barely interesting people on the red carpet who didn't get their own post by surprisingly not having… More »

Kesha Looks Remarkably Un-Kesha-Like

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014
Originally, the title of this post was going to be, "STFU, That's Not Kesha," because for the most part, Kesha (The dollar sign's where demons hide and won't let you eat.) looked almost nothing like Kesha. But then as you progress through the gallery, the gold tooth… More »

Jesus Christ Legs, Blake Lively

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014
Here's Blake Lively continuing to own the shit out of Cannes after being locked in a closet by Ryan Reynolds all these months. Which is why I have to violate this restraining order and rescue her now that she's free. The judge will under- *gets tackled by PreCrime unit*… More »

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014
Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker's son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they're super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator! We… More »

And Now For The Part Where I Completely Lose My Shit Over Blake Lively

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014
This woman gives me a fucking boner. I don't know how any of you have managed to live your lives without that knowledge, but let it be a testament to your fortitude and sheer grit. Unless you're Hilary Duff, in which, case I've never seen Blake Lively before in my life. More »

Chris Martin Is Banging Alexa Chung Already

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced their conscious uncoupling barely two months ago, so that's more than enough time for him to start up showing up at bars with Alexa Chung. Radar reports: An eyewitness noticed the Brits together in a New York City bar on May… More »

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