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Somebody Really Hates Kelly Rohrbach

A “source” spilled the beans to PageSix that Kelly Rohrbach’s bitchy attitude is killing her career. More »


A Pile of Scarves Wearing A Hat Drunkenly Mumbled Something About Trump

Oh, it’s just Johnny Depp – my bad, I thought we had another scarf haunting on our hands… You all remember what happened last time. More »


Someone Get Ariel Winter’s Boyfriend to Release His Tax Returns

Ariel Winter has had enough of Star Magazine, blasting them as fake news for saying she gives boyfriend Levi Meaden an allowance. The American people need to see those returns, LEVI! What are you hiding!? More »


Did People Just Figure Out DJ Khaled Would Be Horrible To See Live?

Of course he bombed at EDC, he’s basically the guidance counselor of rap music. All he does on tracks is yell positive catch phrases and talk about success. More »


Daniel Day-Lewis Is Quitting Acting Because Everyone Else Sucks

This is why we can’t have nice things… More »


Mattel’s New Ken Doll Has A Man Bun And Is Looking For Barista Work

Crippling debt, delusions of creative grandeur, and disappointed parents back in Ohio not included! More »


Good Morning! Caitlyn Jenner Said Something Stupid Again!

Jenner was doing a tight 5 at the College Republicans’ National Convention (AKA the seersucker and Sperry pride parade) when she decided to throw a “liberals can’t even shoot straight” joke about Scalise… yeesh. More »


Beyoncé Bey-Beywatch Day 4: Barack’s Big Mouth

If anyone was going to spill the beans on the sex of the Jayonce-Z twins, Barack Obama is probably better than a hairstylist or some hospital orderly that TMZ paid in Apple gift cards. More »


Rachel McCord Drinking Silly Water and Other News

What’s so funny about that 138 Water, Rachel? Are you laughing at the fact that you can’t buy 138 Water anywhere? Perhaps you’re laughing because your bathing suit makes you look naked? Your parents are concerned… More »


Orlando Bloom Joined Leo’s Fantasy Football League (For Vagina)

After Leonardo DiCaprio heard about Orlando Bloom banging that bartender in London, he saw it fit to indoctrinate him as an honorary member of the Brotherhood of Vag. More »


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