Red Carpet

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn't bet on seeing Katy Perry's breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected. More »

Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Taylor Swift's Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn't have any. You can stop e-mailing me now. More »

It’s Almost Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend’s Nipple

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Karlie Kloss has an almost, kind of, sort of nipple slip while walking the Versace runway at Paris Fashion Week. Taylor Swift's seen better. More »

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara's cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I'd never lie to you. More »

It’s Jennifer Lawrence! You Guys Still Like Jennifer Lawrence, Right?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
I know you're still mad at Jennifer Lawrence because she didn't pat you on the head and say, "Thanks for looking at my sensitive private vagina photos, you guys, that's so sweet," but it's time to bury the hatchet. More »

Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
'Game of Thrones' star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in 'X-Men: Apocalypse' along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer's pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty. More »

Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup. More »

Olivia Munn’s Breasts Dare Challenge Gwyneth Paltrow?!

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Olivia Munn presented her cleavage in the presence of Gwyneth Paltrow. Will her mockery stand, or will they dine on vegan scones together beneath the religion shelf? I'm not going to actually answer that, but it seemed like something cool to say. So how about these excerpts? … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp's 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor. More »

Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Abigail Ratchford's giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30). More »

Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Enjoy Paris Hilton's maybe-implants while we switch over to the new site which technically you're already looking at, but this post got lost, so just roll with it, alright? … More »

Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who's replacing him? [Lainey Gossip] - And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted] - Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky] … More »

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he's the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of … More »

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place … More »

Naya Rivera: ‘Showering Every Day Is A White People Thing’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
In what will undoubtedly be one of the crowning and most influential discussions on race relations of our time, Naya Rivera went on The View yesterday and basically went, "White people be all like, 'I'mma shower every day.' But brothas be like, 'Shit, I'll just take one every three days.'" So … More »

Will Arnett Brought His New Girlfriend To A Golden Globes After Party

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Despite the fact that his ex-wife was the co-prominent host of the evening, Will Arnett brought his new girlfriend Arielle Vanderberg to a Golden Globes after party which I want to let slide because BoJack Horseman was fucking incredible, but Teenage Mutant Ninja … More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Because the Golden Globes, it's 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp's Makeout Emporium weren't enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you'll notice isn't in any of the group shots or … More »

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They … More »

Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I'd say it's some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. More »

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