Drinking a Slurm, does cause nipple freeze. The more you know…
what’s a slurm?
It’s a drink from the animated TV show “Futurama” The cast of the show find out that the highly addictive, green drink is the ooze created by a giant space worm.
Are you kidding? If Slurm was real, I’d drink the fuck out of that .. even if it is from the Slurm Queen’s ass.
Heil Lord Fry.
Fun fact: Every time she touches herself she’s whispering ‘I’m a rude thoughtless little pig.’ Then starts pinching her nipples… or maybe that’s just my imagination.
It’s good to see that Kelly Osbourne’s hair stylist is getting more work
I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
I’m pretty sure you don’t have that idiom correct
Her head would have to be shaved to match.
McFeely, you need to not forget Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I don’t watch romantic comedies. Because i’m not a woman.
Dude, are you shitting me? It’s clear you don’t spend any time with any of them, either. You invest your time watching that shit with them, and the keepers won’t give you shit for watching whatever the fuck you want to watch [read: porn]. I realize that if Scarlett Johansen were indeed one of those keepers this could be a totally new reworking of the plot of Don Jon, but since you probably won’t see that for the aforementioned reasons, I don’t feel like I need to announce any sort of spoiler alert here.
side profile of that face. meh
I don’t know what you guys like about a baldwin brother head with long hair
…it’s just wrong that this poor girl has to grab her own boob, when I am more than capable (and willing!) to do that for her!!….
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