“Oh, Kim’s in hiding until both her AND her baby have lost weight? That’s cute. Wait, no, what’s the opposite of cute? Shallow. That’s shallow.”
“No! No! No! You have to hold out and get a million dollar exclusive contract for the first pictures of your baby. You don’t just give it away for free. Haven’t I taught you anything about whoring out your family?”
Kris Jenner’s letter to the royal family.
oh the antichrist is born!! Good luck in life rosemary’s baby!! OH HOW SWEET OF THEM TO SHARE THIS EVENT WITH US PEASANTS!!
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Prince William and Kate Middleton presenting the royal baby as they leave The Lido Wing at St. Mary's Hospital in London. (July 23, 2013) -Photo: Getty, WENN