Prince William at the Vaiku Falekaupule ceremony in Tuvalu. (September 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty
Someone in Tuvalu badly misunderstood the notion of a “Port-A-Potty”.
In the foreground, there is always a brother saying it all with his eyes…
I was going to say that…
It’s not bad enough that Kate never could have expected that 200 year old technology would be used to reproduce her public display of nudity…but now Poor William is forced to slum with only 8 negros of burden?
It’s getting to the point where being royalty just doesn’t count for anything at all…well anything beyond a life of utter and unrestricted privilege.
The faces on these men are speaking so very clearly.
In Tuvalu, “Vaiku Falekaupule” means “Throw Whitey Into Mouth of Big Mountain That Spits Fire.”
“All right, altogether now: ‘I’ll never be your beast of burden/My back is broad, but it’s a-hurtin’…’ “
Just when race relations were getting a little too cozy prince William gives us a reminder of just how deeply rooted the hatred actually originates.
Now that they have gone Kardashian – I’m willing to check out the sex tape. Wills|Kate could box-set with Harry. Who knew the Royals were a bunch of fame-whores?
like a sire
Not pictured: the vickers machine gun trained on the natives. Without its protection, the prince would very quickly be diverted towards the giant cooking pot located but a few hundred yards away.
This is stupid!
Vaiku Fagekapuke is an 18th century ceremomy that requires a prematurely balding yupie in a business suit with yellow teeth and shades to be carried by 7 mocca brothers while seated in a starbucks-styled chair.
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