Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis at Warner Bros. Pictures' The Big Picture, an Exclusive Presentation Highlighting the Summer of 2014 and Beyond during CinemaCon at Caesars Palace in Vegas. (March 27, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News
But looking into the camera, Mila slowly came to the realization that maybe she was just “tits and ass” as the oversexed producer had told her on the set of “That 70s Show” as he pulled up his pants.
*CLICK CLICK CLICK!* went the cameras…
“Mila, over here! Right here Mila!”
*CLICK CLICK CLICK*
“Maybe, maybe I WAS cast for my looks throughout my career. Maybe getting knocked up will greatly reduce my chances of getting any other parts”
And it was right there, on a breezy night on the red carpet next to Channing (who reeked of booze) that Mila came to one realization “My career is over”.
“Hmm,” Channing thought to himself. “Mila’s womb feels…douchier than usual.”
Damn it, should have been on the previous picture. FU, comment system.
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