“This iPhone is huge! It’s like a camera!”
I don’t think I’ve ever used the words “humongous” and “bulbous” in my life, but now I do.
please. KK asks for all the negative attention, regardless of her pregnancy. not to mention at her size she should be gaining 25 pounds over the 9 months and she already looks like she put on 40+ at 6 months…
You’re a big white whale and you are always hungry. Eat everything that moves, sink ships and survive as long as you can!
Starring Kim Khardasian as Moby Dick the killer Whale
I understand that the Kardashian sisters really keep Spanx in business, and so she feels the need to defend them because of it, but does she not realize that her client only has a career because of her looks? HELLO!
She’s going to have a much longer arm if she wants to fit herself in the photograph. A fisheye lens may help.
I never thought I’d know what love was…then I read this sentence: “Had Kim not gone on TV and lied about her weight, then proceed to tell the paparazzi where she’d be, every single day for weeks while stuffing herself into ill-fitting or completely inappropriate outfits, everybody would have just continued to treat her with the exact level of respect they’d give to any amateur pornstar who got knocked up by a douchebag rapper in the middle of an ugly divorce to end the sham marriage she staged to steal millions of dollars from her wedding guests.”
I love you, Photo Boy.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a human being shaped more like a Weeble Wobble.
Third paragraph of this writeup is the best ever. Well done, Photo Boy!
We’re going to need a bigger lens!
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