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  1. DeucePickle

    She looks pregnant

  2. quijibo

    She does not wear pregnancy well. That is all.

  3. Del

    …wow. She’s roughly three weeks behind my pregnancy and we were pretty much the same size when we started. Looks like being rich doesn’t mean access to healthcare, any doctor in their right mind should’ve brought this up with her by now…

    Good luck with the 10 lbs baby, though.

    • Dee

      Del- I gained 21 lbs with my pregnancy and he was 10.5lbs…weight gain and baby size don’t always go hand in hand. My sister had a 7.3lbs baby after gaining over 70 lbs…

  4. Dee

    Del- I gained 21 lbs with my pregnancy and he was 10.5lbs…weight gain and baby size don’t always go hand in hand. My sister had a 7.3lbs baby after gaining over 70 lbs…

  5. Mike

    shes a fat ass

  6. Another Mike

    Snookie in two months

  7. KickNdaJunk

    Even her boot laces are bursting under that pressure.

    • KickNdaJunk

      Seriously though, that guy just hit the mother-load of paydays. She’s pregnant, there not even married yet. No pre-nump. I wouldn’t sign shit if I was him.

      • He didn’t hit shit – not unless she dies after giiving birth. Because they’re not married there’s no legal presumption he’s the father, and if he can prove it in court he still gets no monetary benefits, like spousal support, if they break up. On the contrary, regardless of what she’s worth, he’d probably be on the hook for some amount of child support for the next 18 years. And after one failed marriage, no way is Papa Joe gonna let her get married again without a prenup.

  8. a;kjdflajs

    how many kids is she having? 5!?

  9. Julie

    when i was pegnant i gained alot of weight!!! I was huge…Jessica is bigger than i was. She is gonna be so sad when she gives birth and then realizes that only 15-20 lbs, came off. She looks like she gained 100 lbs. serious. It was hard but i got it all off and then some in less than 9 months.

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