She looks 9 months pregnant, Fish.

It is quite amazing that you can’t tell she has that big belly (or an ass for that matter) from behind.

Seriously. It’s one thing to give girls a hard time who pack on a ton of weight all over when they’re pregnant. But you’re complaining–what, because the baby is making her stomach stick out too far??!! Babies are so selfish… She’s growing ANOTHER HUMAN BEING inside her. Geez.

Aw, look how sweet she is, trying to calm that beached manatee.