1. The Royal Penis

    She’s playing hide the sausage with the Jolly Green Patriot giant, what did you think was going to happen to her stomach while the Space Jesus embryo develops?

  2. I’ve heard celeb uteri are like time shares. I’m trying to book Angie’s for next winter. Or maybe it’s a new way of smuggling in the illegals. In a month or so, a grown Mexican will pop out.

  3. Kevin

    Christ have some self respect Gisele.

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