Ever since we discovered her “ass” was an elaborate ruse by the British to socialize our medicine and stop us from executing black guys – Suck it, Limeys! – Pippa Middleton hasn’t been on the site much lately. So here she is flashing her panties at a London Fashion Week show which has set the international Interwebs afire. Mostly because the Kaiser outlawed blur reduction so they’ve learned to ascertain women’s undergarments through the shittiest of resolutions. It’s a triumph of the human spirit.
NOTE: More Pippa for your tea, sir?