“Yes, Con, the rumors are true. I’ll be playing Jerry, in the live action Tom & Jerry film. Here’s the impression I’m working with, thus far…what do you all think, do I look like a mouse”?
“Shhhhhhhit…….(yells under tablecloth) No teeth, bitch!”
“How fucking dare you!!! You would all be dead if not for me!!! I SAVED KING’S LANDING YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS!!!!”
Damn, it feels good to be a Lannister.
I know he’s a midget and all, but that doesn’t mean his water bottles have to be.
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