Born with no tits – and no brain.

Bought tits – but unfortunately can’t buy a brain.

What’s going on with the eyebrows now? They’re like evil, wicked rainbow archs.

never should have married her in the first place – hot, but a complete skeezer. she would be a great weekend in vegas, and then run away fast

She’s demonstrating the type of shocker she needs and why Peter Brady wasn’t enough.

Bad match in the first place. He had reservations and should have followed his intuition and the advice of everyone he asked. Shes really scary kinky.

meh! she is average at best. Silicone up and who knows what else faked, other than the entire relationship from the very beginning. Chris got a lil sum sum! *fist bump* She’s dumb and her boob job is off…next!

she’s hot. dumb maybe, but who the hell cares

She married for money.

I wouldn’t touch the bitch.

sofa king hot AND cool too.

Man face ugly.

you all sound soooo jealous

I’m surprised it lasted this long.

Absolutely gorgeous & stunning and I wish I had her eyebrows! I can’t even believe she married that geek…eww