I hate this douchenugget (and his wife), but at least he’s being an attentive father.

Coffee breath right in the face!

(Bet the kid’s pants are so damn tight he can’t bend his legs. Fuckin’ fashion fuckwits. BTW, Pete, Jew ‘fros are out, you douchenozzle.)

All I can think of is “they make skinny jeans for toddlers and some asshat bought them?” and they both needs haircuts.

is it me or is he morphing into one of the jonas brothers?

Man that guy from cheers really looks different