1. HLM

    Why do people have to be constantly reminded that it’s really a good idea to get to know someone BEFORE marrying them?? They’d save a lot of money that way.

  2. Weird Al

    Whoo – wee.

    Just when you want to feel jealous of a celebrity for their perfect hair, slim figure, wealth, fashion sense….they do something retarded like go to the Church of Scientology.

    I may never look like Madonna, but at least I don’t have a vacuum in my brain lodged with thoughts of organic food, macrobiotic diets, red strings around the wrist, Kabbalah, an overinflated ego, and a fear of hot dogs.

    Moss is pretty enough but Scientology is not my cup of tea.

  3. I’m not really into chicks making out, but Tina and Peggy on that pic sure gave me a weird vibe. Read: boner.

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