“Jesus Christ, whatta whore!”
I’ve wished for a lot of things, but I’ve never previously wished to be a soccer ball. ‘Til now.
Go hang around your town’s cancer ward. There is plenty of asses just like that. You could also bury your face in a bag full of antlers. Same effect. You’re welcome.
Hi fat cunt, the name of a men’s magazine doesn’t make you sound like a real man. :) Try F.A.T. instead – Fucking Abhorrent Twat, that would fit you like a (humongous) glove. :)
It looks like its in heat.
The last name cracks me up so bad.
These shots aren’t helping stop the giggles either.
a little bit butterface, but I wouldn’t mind my face being that soccer ball. Love the taste of moist sweaty panties.
I’d prefer them not to be worn by a starving crackhead.
Wait.. why is this person significant?
Because she looks like an emaciated crackhead. And the queers in the media have decided that’s attractive.
Which one of your fat chins are you talking from now? :)
she wants to impress cristiano ronaldo.
Spank and eat.
Its not her butt that is doing the rooting.
Aww! Paula LaBaredas is fornicating with a soccer ball! I wonder what their baby is going to look like!
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Paula LaBaredas poses in her fan gear to celebrate the Portugal Soccer Team's victory over The Netherlands in the Euro 2012. (Whatever the fuck that is.)
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