1. It's in the book

    “Jesus Christ, whatta whore!”
    -Jesus Christ

  2. cc

    I’ve wished for a lot of things, but I’ve never previously wished to be a soccer ball. ‘Til now.

    • GQ

      Go hang around your town’s cancer ward. There is plenty of asses just like that. You could also bury your face in a bag full of antlers. Same effect. You’re welcome.

      • tony is a fat ugly female

        Hi fat cunt, the name of a men’s magazine doesn’t make you sound like a real man. :) Try F.A.T. instead – Fucking Abhorrent Twat, that would fit you like a (humongous) glove. :)

  3. Deacon Jones

    It looks like its in heat.

  4. Cock Dr

    The last name cracks me up so bad.
    These shots aren’t helping stop the giggles either.

  5. anonym

    a little bit butterface, but I wouldn’t mind my face being that soccer ball. Love the taste of moist sweaty panties.

  6. Dingo

    Wait.. why is this person significant?

  7. portugal

    she wants to impress cristiano ronaldo.

  8. yowillie

    Spank and eat.

  9. flimflam

    Its not her butt that is doing the rooting.

  10. BAHAH

    Aww! Paula LaBaredas is fornicating with a soccer ball! I wonder what their baby is going to look like!

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