Tan Mom sites such beauties as Courtney Love, LIndsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson as celebrity influences. This mommy can sure dream big! Here, she proves she has exactly what it takes to join the women she admires so much, as she takes the red carpet by storm!

Looks like her tan could use a touch-up.

Thank god she is wearing underwear… my eyes would never recover.

She’s beauty and she’s grace: She’s Miss United States!

Great! Now I’m gay. Thanks for nothing, ya drunken, skanky piece of leather!