Here's Paris Hilton sunbathing topless in Sardinia Saturday which is great because now I don't have to talk about how she keeps getting herself busted with pot for publicity. Instead, I ...
Hello, paparazzi, Paris Hilton and her hair extensions are going to be laying out at the Best Western on exit 14. She will be dressed in a blue bikini and plans to even out her tan. If you are interested, and who is not interested in seeing the pride of the Hilton family, then she will be there from 1 to 3 p.m. Sincerely, Paris Hilton’s case worker
Can you get herpes from nipples?
SPF GORGEOUS!!!
Hello, paparazzi, Paris Hilton and her hair extensions are going to be laying out at the Best Western on exit 14. She will be dressed in a blue bikini and plans to even out her tan. If you are interested, and who is not interested in seeing the pride of the Hilton family, then she will be there from 1 to 3 p.m. Sincerely, Paris Hilton’s case worker
I’d do her, no bag. I’d leave it in and cash out with a billion dollar baby. Daddy gotsta git paiiiiid.
Was the photographer six miles away using a telephoto lens that’s as big as the Hubble telescope?