Paris Hilton Received Special Treatment at Vegas Jail. Stop the Press!
Seen here in Hawaii yesterday without a care in the world, Paris Hilton was apparently released on her own recognizance in less than three hours from the Clark County Detention Center ...
God I love that woman. How can you not??
Quite easily, thank you.
I’m a hottie and I actually have been arrested in Vegas (good times) and it was extremely obvious that I wasn’t a hooker, just an idiot. Anyhoo, they booked me and sent me on my way because the holding cell alone was full of wild monkeys w/eyeballs for innocence destroyed. Imagine the actual jail! The cops know who is a danger and who is the hottie of the day getting special privy because we deserve it! PS. Vegas is a toilet (see Lake Mead = drinking water + sewer system)