The sign right behind her carries the universal symbol for “don’t pass herpes to the pumpkins”…..when did she become too good for the rules?
The sign indicates that near the pumpkin patch, Paris’ herpes viruses, which resemble large eels, have been known to jump on a man’s back and devour him whole.
No no. That’s the universal sign for Crabs incoming, maintain at least a seven pumpkin distance.
Danger! Wolverine attacking pumpkins! Also, skank nearby.
She brought her TV remote?
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