“No, Ms. Hilton. Pink and cheetah hides the herpes well, but according my scanner here, this entire beach is now infected. Now, please sit down while we take you to the containment ship. Simplex 1 to Base…the carrier has been isolated and removed….beach is secure and target is painted….valtrex strike is a go. I repeat, valtrex strike is a go.”
The first time I read this, I thought “Pink and Cheetah” were a couple of stripper friends.
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Paris Hilton in Saint Tropez. (July 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin