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But the rock was too steep, and his will began to break. Slowly, he relented, letting his body slide steadily toward the water’s edge. His blood grew cold as she climbed upon him; his breathing became more labored with each touch. And so it was that there, in the quiet tidal pools of Cavallo, beneath the Italian sun, herpes set softly upon Frederick and overwhelmed him.
I can’t believe some idiot would thumb down you Gilberator–that was very nice indeed.
Paris was not amused.
You know, Gilberator, I think there’s an opening in gay porn writing now that McFeely Smackup has quit the business.
He got tired of her constant skanky-ass BODY ODOR…