Paris Hilton Almost Got Stabbed

A double-knife wielding assailant apparently tried to make his way into Paris Hilton's house to do the Lord's work this morning only to discover she's rich and can afford things like ...
3 Comments
  1. Kiss My Ass Elmo

    I hope this minor set back won’t deter others who are properly motivated to do the right thing.

    Aug 24, 2010 at 2:26 pm /  Reply /00
  2. dudeatdudedotdude

    you’re sick

    Aug 24, 2010 at 3:23 pm /  Reply /00
  3. zombiecash

    This was almost the start of my “worthless Celebrity Serial Killer” fantasy but maybe I’m glad this guy failed because in my dreams, this guy is going to be crafty. Like come up with a way to use Kim’s ass in her fatality.

    Aug 24, 2010 at 6:57 pm /  Reply /00

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