1. Vlad

    First! Meeooww.

  2. Weird Al

    Wow, I feel bad for her. She has made her media image that of a moronic, slutty dingbat with a “cute” personality. And naturally, a few insane men carrying knives have tried to claw their way at her. Remember a couple of years ago when a taxi driver tried to rape a Paris Hilton look alike in his cab? She got help by screaming and punching at the windows to pedestrians. Creepy shit.

    I once met a guy who was very rich, well connected, and knows the Hilton family personally. He says both of Paris’ parents are smart – so by genetic virtue, she must have more brain cells than she lets on.

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