It’s a fucking Ewok poonlip.
Do the stars come in brown? Pink just isn’t appropriate here.
Look how smart he is, keeping his hands clear of the Pit of Carkoon…
BEWARE the dark hole…..
It’s like that movie The Bodyguard. But in the snow, and a race reversal. Except he is trying to get rid of her, and without talent. You know what, nevermind…
(but*not in the snow)
You can actually see Snooki’s taint in this picture (you know, that spot between the balls and a-hole). Thanks alot Superfish.
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Jersey Shore star Snooki had to be carried out of Jenkinson's Club in Point Pleasant, NJ. (July 2, 2011)