1. cajunhawk

    Son, where your face is…that’s your point of origin. Sshh…don’t say a word…just stand here with your face in my crotch…while we have this special moment as father and son.

  2. I can see how you might think it’s Selena Gomez, but I’m pretty sure that’s an actual toddler-faced toddler resting their head on Bloom’s junk.

  3. Renzomatic

    Mason Disick/Kardashian has to earn his own keep, and since sex tapes started his sister’s careers, he’s just simply following the family tradition.

  4. nomnomnom

    In his best Ozzy Ozborne voice, “ALL ABOARD, AH HA HA HA”

  5. rican

    The real reason Bruce Jenner left Kris.

  6. tlmck

    Bruce Jenner dyed his hair?

  7. Mr. Fahrenheit

    Goddamn, Ozzy! Your plastic surgeon is a genius!

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