superficial

  1. your mom

    “Wait… you’re WHO??”

  2. your mom

    “It’s HOW BIG???”

  3. nm9dream

    She’s whispering, “I can fit you in my ‘giner. Your entire body, in my ‘giner.”

  4. Brooke

    “Wwer…. Wait…. *hicc* Wadder ya mean this ain’t Angerleena?”

  5. Blech

    In every photo like this, there’s a super-tanned guy in the background saying “smash it with that beer bottle” with his eyes.

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