If you corrected her eyebrows, updated her hair to cover that giant forehead and not look so stringy all the time, gave her better eye makeup, made her work out, tried to pretend (like she does) that she doesn’t have 14 kids, and somehow cut her vocal cords so she couldn’t wear you out with the constant baby-voiced yammering about her brilliance and her ability to overcome adversity … wait. I forgot what my point was.