i guess staring into your future of nic cage’s hairline, the long hair of sadness and gloom are almost forgivable.
holy shit! in picture 4 he’s holding a calendar which looks to be titled “girls and corpses.” that’s awesome. i don’t think in a million years i would have though of something so messed up.
the guy is a silver spooned rich kid, growing up had the best of everything and now he thinks he hard core metal??? BAHAHAHAHAH!!! yeah ok…
This guy looks like the lead singer of Slayer.
all the man wanted was some fucking chocolate milk!!
These Superficial jokes are getting boring… Is it that from now on almost every post will end with a fictional dialogue? (So delusional and not funny even for celebs, I may add). Really, it’s been so long since these posts were actually funny.
Losing a fight to your personal trainer ain’t metal. Neither is fighting over chocolate milk or having a personal trainer in the first place.
Nicolas Cage fucked Joaquin Phoenix??
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Nicolas Cage's son Weston Cage placed on 5150 hold.