1. coljack

    Devin: *smiles*
    Striped Bikini Woman: *smiles*
    Devin: “I get paid to do nothing and pretend I’m famous.”
    Striped Bikini Woman: “I get paid to do nothing and pretend I’m famous.”
    Devin: “Hey, knock it off.”
    Striped Bikini Woman: “Hey, knock it off.”
    Devin: “Really, I’m not kidding.”
    Striped Bikini Woman: “OK, you’re pathetic. Is that better?”

  2. “Do you find it hard to swim in sunglasses?”
    “Oh my god! I totally do!” They should make like glasses you can wear underwater!”

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